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Rhonda
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PostSubject: What the teacher says and (what the teacher means)   Sat May 26, 2007 9:25 am

1. Your son has a remarkable ability in gathering needed information from his classmates.
(He was caught cheating on a test).

2. Karen is an endless fund of energy and viability.
(The hyperactive monster can't stay seated for five minutes).

3. Fantastic imagination! Unmatched in his capacity for blending fact with fiction.
(He's definitely one of the biggest liars I have ever met).

4. Margie exhibits a casual, relaxed attitude to school, indicating that high expectations don't intimidate her.
(The lazy thing hasn't done one assignment all term).

5. Her athletic ability is marvelous. Superior hand-eye coordination.
(The little creep stung me with a rubber band from 15 feet away).

6. Nick thrives on interaction with his peers.
(Your son needs to stop socializing and start working).

7. Your daughter's greatest asset is her demonstrative public discussions.
(Classroom lawyer! Why is it that every time I explain an assignment she creates a class argument).

8. John enjoys the thrill of engaging challenges with his peers.
(He's a bully).

9. An adventurous nature lover who rarely misses opportunities to explore new territory.
(Your daughter was caught skipping school at the fishing pond).

10. I am amazed at her tenacity in retaining her youthful personality.
(She's so immature that we've run out of diapers).

11. Unlike some students who hide their emotion, Charles is very expressive and open.
(He must have written the Whiner's Guide).

12. I firmly believe that her intellectual and emotional progress would be enhanced through a year's repetition of her learning environment.
(Regretfully, we believe that she is not ready for high school and must repeat the 8th grade).

13. Her exuberant verbosity is awesome! (A mouth that never stops yacking).


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PostSubject: Re: What the teacher says and (what the teacher means)   Sat May 26, 2007 10:15 am

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PostSubject: Re: What the teacher says and (what the teacher means)   Sat May 26, 2007 10:37 am

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PostSubject: Re: What the teacher says and (what the teacher means)   Sat May 26, 2007 12:01 pm

Haha that was cute.


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PostSubject: Re: What the teacher says and (what the teacher means)   Sat May 26, 2007 12:02 pm

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PostSubject: Re: What the teacher says and (what the teacher means)   Sat May 26, 2007 2:36 pm

ROTFL




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PostSubject: Re: What the teacher says and (what the teacher means)   Sat May 26, 2007 3:50 pm

ROTFL
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PostSubject: Re: What the teacher says and (what the teacher means)   Sun May 27, 2007 11:08 pm

:lol!:


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PostSubject: Re: What the teacher says and (what the teacher means)   Wed May 30, 2007 1:13 pm

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PostSubject: Re: What the teacher says and (what the teacher means)   Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:44 pm

:haha: Laughing ROTFL that is sooo funny.



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PostSubject: Re: What the teacher says and (what the teacher means)   Thu Jan 19, 2012 8:20 pm

ROTFL


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