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Rhonda
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PostSubject: How many does it take?   Mon May 28, 2007 10:46 am

I am not into horoscopes and astrological signs, but this list made me laugh out loud!!! ROTFL

How many does it take?

How many members of your horoscope sign does it take to change a light bulb?

Aries: Just one. You want to make something of it?

Taurus: One, but just "try" to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.

Gemini: Two, but the job never gets done--they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done.

Cancer: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

Leo: Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo to do the job for them while they're out.

Virgo: Approximately 1.0000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.

Libra: Er, two. Or maybe one. No - on second thought, make that two. Is that okay with you?

Scorpio: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.

Sagittarius: The sun is shining, the day is young and we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid light bulb?

Capricorn: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

Aquarius: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so...

Pisces: Light bulb? What light bulb?



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PostSubject: Re: How many does it take?   Mon May 28, 2007 11:14 am

Rhonda wrote:
Leo: Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo to do the job for them while they're out.

*LOL* Yeah right! I am the only one who can manage to change a lightbulb around here.


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PostSubject: Re: How many does it take?   Mon May 28, 2007 11:16 am

pamh36 wrote:
Rhonda wrote:
Leo: Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo to do the job for them while they're out.

*LOL* Yeah right! I am the only one who can manage to change a lightbulb around here.

I'm a Leo too, and the only one that can or will change a lightbulb.....OR...the toilet paper roll!!!! ROTFL



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PostSubject: Re: How many does it take?   Mon May 28, 2007 11:24 am

*LOL* Same here, Rhonda!


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PostSubject: Re: How many does it take?   Mon May 28, 2007 3:21 pm

:Hahaha: I can't stop laughing. :Hahaha:
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PostSubject: Re: How many does it take?   Mon May 28, 2007 8:52 pm

"Cancer: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process."

Haha it's true! I am really sensitive lol.


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PostSubject: Re: How many does it take?   Mon May 28, 2007 9:27 pm

Rhonda wrote:
pamh36 wrote:
Rhonda wrote:
Leo: Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo to do the job for them while they're out.

*LOL* Yeah right! I am the only one who can manage to change a lightbulb around here.

I'm a Leo too, and the only one that can or will change a lightbulb.....OR...the toilet paper roll!!!! ROTFL

Another Leo here Wave Although I change the light bulb in my house, but I do have an agent to change the toilet paper roll. It's my little one Lea, she gets absoutely offended if any of us take her "job" away. No



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PostSubject: Re: How many does it take?   Mon May 28, 2007 9:30 pm

Awww, that's sweet, Lily. Cool
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PostSubject: Re: How many does it take?   Mon May 28, 2007 9:46 pm

Lily wrote:
Although I change the light bulb in my house, but I do have an agent to change the toilet paper roll. It's my little one Lea, she gets absoutely offended if any of us take her "job" away. No

You'd think with that $72 million I paid her, she would hire someone to change the roll for her. Cool
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PostSubject: Re: How many does it take?   Mon May 28, 2007 9:59 pm

Rob wrote:
Lily wrote:
Although I change the light bulb in my house, but I do have an agent to change the toilet paper roll. It's my little one Lea, she gets absoutely offended if any of us take her "job" away. No

You'd think with that $72 million I paid her, she would hire someone to change the roll for her. Cool

:Hahaha: Rob!!! Well, thanks to your generosity, maybe she can hire an agent to change the light bulb for me too.

Thanks Savannah!!!



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PostSubject: Re: How many does it take?   Tue May 29, 2007 11:47 pm

i am a leo also =)
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PostSubject: Re: How many does it take?   Wed May 30, 2007 7:32 am

Lily wrote:
It's my little one Lea, she gets absoutely offended if any of us take her "job" away. No


:1053: Ummm, Dear Lily....just couldn't let this pass me up......... ROTFL



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PostSubject: Re: How many does it take?   Wed May 30, 2007 9:55 am

Boy Rhonda, you are a toughy!! fighter I had to look at it 3 times to catch what it was. ROTFL


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PostSubject: Re: How many does it take?   Wed May 30, 2007 10:17 am

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PostSubject: Re: How many does it take?   Wed May 30, 2007 9:13 pm

Rhonda wrote:
Lily wrote:
It's my little one Lea, she gets absoutely offended if any of us take her "job" away. No


:1053: Ummm, Dear Lily....just couldn't let this pass me up......... ROTFL

OMG!!! ROTFL The fat finger syndrome is very contagious!!!



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PostSubject: Re: How many does it take?   Thu May 31, 2007 12:36 pm

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PostSubject: Re: How many does it take?   Thu Feb 09, 2012 11:42 pm

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