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PostSubject: Favourite quotes   Mon Sep 03, 2007 12:06 am

When Dr. Baker tells Laura and Carl that the goat Fred is drunk and says,
"And as much as I'm dying to ask how.....I'm not going to!"

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PostSubject: Re: Great LHOTP Quotes   Mon Sep 03, 2007 10:56 am

There were some funny commments in Fred......seems everyone was involed with that goat. :haha:

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PostSubject: Re: Great LHOTP Quotes   Wed Sep 29, 2010 3:07 am

too many...I guess I'll have to list a few,

"You do that again and I'm going to come over and stand on your eyelids!"

"This mumbo, jumbo, secret of shimmy shammy"

"and I can milk the cow!"

I'll list more when I remember of them!


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PostSubject: Re: Great LHOTP Quotes   Wed Sep 29, 2010 5:46 am

"It'll put hair on your chest"
"I don't think I want hair on my chest..."


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PostSubject: Re: Great LHOTP Quotes   Wed Sep 29, 2010 10:14 pm

"That goat's as drunk as a lumberjack on payday!" -- Grace Edwards in "Fred"


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PostSubject: Re: Great LHOTP Quotes   Wed Sep 29, 2010 10:27 pm

Arghhh my memory, just thought of one and was just about to post it and I've forgotten it...
Arghhh...

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In the Big Inning

Mr Edwards-"What do i do?"
Doc Baker-"Just squat down"

--then--

Mr Edwards-"Hey you're going to knock my head off with that piece of lumber"
Doc Baker-"Well I sure am unless you get back!"




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PostSubject: Re: Great LHOTP Quotes   Wed Sep 29, 2010 11:55 pm

Great quotes! laugh3 I can't quote as many as you does, since I've watch the show in Spanish and some of them are different than in English version, but I'm really enjoying to know how the original ones were. Thumbsup

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PostSubject: Re: Great LHOTP Quotes   Sun Nov 14, 2010 6:46 pm

  • Nellie Oleson: Hello, Laura.
    Laura: Hi, Nellie.
    Nellie Oleson: Willie told me all about your class project. How's yours coming?
    Laura: I haven't started it yet.
    Nellie Oleson: I see. It must be very hard tracing all your relatives. Names and everything. Have to spend all that time in the forest or wherever it is you're from.
    Laura: It's called the Big Woods and I'll manage thank you.
    Nellie Oleson: You know the Oleson family goes all the way back to royalty. We come from heads of state and titles for most of my relatives.
    Laura: Like Nero and Ivan the Terrible?

  • Charles: I thought you were all through with your homework, Half Pint.
    Laura: We're having a Bible quiz in Sunday School.
    Charles: Oh, good. I'll ask you a few questions to see if you can answer them. Where do they mention baseball in the Bible?
    Laura: Baseball?
    Charles: Mm hmm.
    Laura: I didn't know they played baseball in the Bible.
    Charles: Mm-hmm. The very first line in the Book of Genesis--"In the Big Inning!" (laughs)
    Caroline: Charles!
    Charles: All right, let me try another one. What time of day did God create Adam?
    Laura: What time?
    Charles: Just before Eve. (dead silence in the room) Just before Eve. (no laughter, Charles clears his throat uncomfortably) I think I'll go outside and smoke my pipe......

  • Mrs. Oleson: My back is killing me again...
    [in the presence of Mrs. Ingalls]
    Nelson "Nels" Oleson: [doing inventory on his shoes] ... and again, and again...
    Mrs. Oleson: What did you say?
    Nelson "Nels" Oleson: I'm just counting these shoe sizes dear. And a ten and a ten, four sizes.

  • Mrs. Oleson: [after an argument] Mrs. Ingalls, we will not be requiring any more eggs in the immediate future.
    Caroline: Mrs. Oleson, the hens will be RELIEVED to hear that!

  • Nellie Oleson: Half the time, you don't even SMELL like a girl! You're either sweaty, or you stink of fish!
    Laura: Well... I sweat a lot and I fish a lot!


Well the last Laura quote can describe me too. Smile


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PostSubject: Re: Great LHOTP Quotes   Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:52 pm

Those of the Bible are just GREAT!!! laugh3 Poor Charles! He believed his jokes were very hilarious!!! ROTFL ROTFL

And the last one..Oh, Lauraaaaa!!! grinsmiley HeeHee laugh3

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PostSubject: Re: Great LHOTP Quotes   Sun Nov 28, 2010 1:01 am

From The End of The Rainbow

Laura-"Tell what?"
Nellie-"None of your beeswax" Laughing


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PostSubject: Re: Great LHOTP Quotes   Sun Nov 28, 2010 11:46 pm

greenS grinsmiley

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PostSubject: Re: Great LHOTP Quotes   Tue Dec 21, 2010 9:41 pm

Family Quarrel

Mary-"Let's try and cheer them up tomorrow."
Laura-"Do I have too?"
Mary-"Laura Ingalls!"


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PostSubject: Re: Great LHOTP Quotes   Wed Dec 22, 2010 12:03 am

Hahah!! I just love when Mary gets angry at Laura and said her very stern: "Laura Ingalls!". HeeHee

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PostSubject: Re: Great LHOTP Quotes   Wed Dec 22, 2010 3:04 pm

I love this thread. I remember those quotes myself. That's the beauty of programs like "Little House On The Prairie",they can make a person cry,laugh,or applaud. Thanks for the quotes.


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PostSubject: Re: Great LHOTP Quotes   Thu Dec 23, 2010 2:42 am

Country Girls

Mary-"But aren't we supposed to take a present? We don't have anything to give her!"
Laura-"I can think of something..."
Mary-"Ma! Don't let her!"


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PostSubject: Re: Great LHOTP Quotes   Fri Dec 24, 2010 1:17 am

pat1964 wrote:
I love this thread. I remember those quotes myself. That's the beauty of programs like "Little House On The Prairie",they can make a person cry,laugh,or applaud. Thanks for the quotes.


So very true, Patrick. yes
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PostSubject: Re: Great LHOTP Quotes   Wed Dec 29, 2010 10:27 pm

Centennial

Laura-"Hey! We could have a tea party like they did in Boston!"
Pa-"Well now that's an idea! We could all raid Oleson's store and then throw all the tea into Plum Creek!"
Laura-"Let's do that Pa!"
Pa-"Yeah, but not tonight. Off to bed."


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PostSubject: Re: Great LHOTP Quotes   Sun Jan 09, 2011 9:30 pm

Centennial

Harriet-You want my opinion, it will not be the meek that inherit the earth, it will be the politicians!
Nels-Yes dear.
Harriet-Customers Nels!
Nels-Yes dear.


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PostSubject: Re: Great LHOTP Quotes   Mon Jan 10, 2011 12:08 am

Oh, Harriet! What should the prairie become without her "gentle" remarks? laugh3

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PostSubject: Re: Great LHOTP Quotes   Tue Jan 11, 2011 12:08 pm

Mr. Edwards: The only things I lie about are poker hands and the size of fish that got away.


I just recently watched Spring Dance and I recall that Mr. Edwards had a few funny lines in that, but I'm not recalling them right now.




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PostSubject: Re: Great LHOTP Quotes   Tue Jan 11, 2011 10:00 pm

Town and Country Party

Pa-"I'll just leave you ladies to your guests."
Ma-"Coward?"
Pa-"Mhmm. You're right. Come on girls."


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PostSubject: Re: Great LHOTP Quotes   Wed Jan 12, 2011 12:01 am

alexczarn wrote:
Town and Country Party

Pa-"I'll just leave you ladies to your guests."
Ma-"Coward?"
Pa-"Mhmm. You're right. Come on girls."

As Ma would have said: "Charles!" HeeHee grinsmiley

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PostSubject: Re: Great LHOTP Quotes   Tue Jan 18, 2011 9:27 pm

The Rivals

Nellie (to Laura): What you need is some perfume.... What's best for you is toilet water.

Laura: Nellie Oleson! What a rotten thing to say!
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PostSubject: Re: Great LHOTP Quotes   Wed Jan 19, 2011 12:59 am

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The Rivals

Nellie (to Laura): What you need is some perfume.... What's best for you is toilet water.

Laura: Nellie Oleson! What a rotten thing to say!

THis one always crackes me out! laugh3 ROTFL

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PostSubject: Re: Great LHOTP Quotes   Wed Jan 19, 2011 11:00 am

I don't recall which episode this is from, but I think a season two episode.

~Nellie is upset by something Laura said~
Nellie: "Laura Ingalls!!!"
Laura: "Nellie Oleson!"

That cracks me up every time as one expects Laura to have an excuse.


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