HomeHome  PortalPortal  FAQFAQ  SearchSearch  RegisterRegister  MemberlistMemberlist  Log in  

Share | 
 

 Funny Laws of Nature

View previous topic View next topic Go down 
AuthorMessage
Carol
Adventure Seeker


Number of posts : 8656
Location : California Country
Mood :

PostSubject: Funny Laws of Nature   Fri Dec 28, 2012 1:00 pm


1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee.

2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.

3. Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4. Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal – and someone always answers.

5. Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

6. Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

7. Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

8. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, IT WILL!!!

9. Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

10. Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.

11. The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

12. Murphy’s Law of Lockers - If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

13. Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.

14. Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible IF you don’t know what you are talking about.

15. Brown’s Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they’re ugly.

16. Oliver’s Law of Public Speaking – A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FEET!!!

17. Wilson’s Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it, OR the store will stop selling it!!

18. Doctors’ Law - If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you’ll feel better.. But don’t make an appointment, and you’ll stay sick.


Back to top Go down
View user profile http://myworldthroughthelens.smugmug.com/
littlehousefan200
Ingalls Friend for Life
Ingalls Friend for Life


Number of posts : 6164
Location : USA
Mood :

PostSubject: Re: Funny Laws of Nature   Fri Dec 28, 2012 1:38 pm

Laughing
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Alice
On The African Savanna
On The African Savanna


Number of posts : 10769
Location : Meerkat Manor
Mood :

PostSubject: Re: Funny Laws of Nature   Sat Dec 29, 2012 3:40 pm

Laughing Those are all so true!





Spring is finally here, the lovely pink blooms on the "spray" tree outside my window are gone leaving a beautiful willow.
Back to top Go down
View user profile
alexczarn
Ingalls Friend for Life
Ingalls Friend for Life


Number of posts : 23099
Location : Victor Harbor, South Australia
Mood :

PostSubject: Re: Funny Laws of Nature   Sat Dec 29, 2012 3:45 pm

That variation law! banghead It's so true though.


Back to top Go down
View user profile
Rob
Nip it in the bud!
Nip it in the bud!


Number of posts : 52511
Location : Michigan
Mood :

PostSubject: Re: Funny Laws of Nature   Sat Dec 29, 2012 4:39 pm

I'd like to add one more that I formulated in my early teens:

The odds that your mother will come out and hang your underpants on the clothesline are directly proportional to the attractiveness of the neighbor girl you're talking to in the backyard.
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Alice
On The African Savanna
On The African Savanna


Number of posts : 10769
Location : Meerkat Manor
Mood :

PostSubject: Re: Funny Laws of Nature   Sat Dec 29, 2012 6:06 pm

ROTFL Rob! ROTFL





Spring is finally here, the lovely pink blooms on the "spray" tree outside my window are gone leaving a beautiful willow.
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Sponsored content




PostSubject: Re: Funny Laws of Nature   Today at 12:51 am

Back to top Go down
 
Funny Laws of Nature
View previous topic View next topic Back to top 
Page 1 of 1
 Similar topics
-
» Funny Laws of Nature
» Ha ha ha! Funny Youtube videos!
» this funny Indian people
» New TT! Nature Trail Visit
» Nature Photography in California Central Valley

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
 :: The Prairie Playground :: Jokes, Polls & Fun Links-
Jump to: