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Rob
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PostSubject: Dumb Ways to Die   Sat Apr 20, 2013 7:00 pm

My new favorite song. This was part of a public service in Melbourne, Australia to promote train safety...



Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that’s out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

Invite a psycho-killer inside
Scratch your drug dealer’s brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
Sell both the kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
“I wonder what’s this red button do?”

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms
They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly

Dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to die
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die
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Alice
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Ways to Die   Sat Apr 20, 2013 11:24 pm

That's actually pretty cute. I always got my toast out of the toaster with a fork. batEyes

Since my kids didn't like that idea, they bought me a little set of wooden tongs that I use now to get it out with.





Spring is finally here, the lovely pink blooms on the "spray" tree outside my window are gone leaving a beautiful willow.
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Ways to Die   Sun Apr 21, 2013 4:18 pm

ROTFL




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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Ways to Die   Fri Apr 26, 2013 2:03 pm

Oh! Now that is funny! HeeHee


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