A Little Humor! Very Little!

Ha! Someone got Fifed again!    

Davetucson wrote:

Ah, one of the scenes that got heavily deleted. I get so upset about that! The ONLY time I saw that full scene was the night it first aired, 30 years ago!

julmer70 wrote:

Ha!  Someone got Fifed again!     

That's It! I work my fingers to the bone trying to produce a little humor, doing profiles, and what do I get?
One spelling error and now even Julie, my best friend in the world is making fun of me.
HE even turns your friends against you! You won't see me anymore! I can't take it! And all
this time I've kept his secret, the one secret HE never wanted anybody to know: The double life
HE lives. Well, as I leave, never to be heard from again, I'm exposing him for what he is.
I may have to leave the country, but here it is. When he's not wearing that uniform by day, he
lives a sordid life by night! Heaven only knows what demented things he does in the dark corners of Mayberry!

Would a couple bucks convince you to forget what you've seen?

 

Holy sh...shish kabob! The Fife himself (or herself) just got Fifed right back!!!   

Rob wrote:

Would a couple bucks convince you to forget what you've seen?

 

Hey Fife! Don't quit your day job! PLEASE!  

[quote="Rob"]Would a couple bucks convince you to forget what you've seen?

I have my standards! HOW MUCH?

Just what I said, a couple bucks!  Two dollars!

See what I mean?
He's a tight wad too!

I just received an email from none other than Matt Labyorteaux in New York. Even he is upset.....
Here it is for all  to read.............

Dear Dave,
I have seen with great regret the fifeing that has occurred, specifically in the captions where I am involved. I have several friends in New York that can rectify this situation. Just give me the word and I will make him disappear. (get the two bucks) that should be enough to get the job done. And by the way, keep up the great work on the mussing thing. Those were the days!
Best Regards,
Matt L.

 

Davetucson wrote:

I just received an email from none other than Matt Labyorteaux in New York. Even he is upset.....
Here it is for all  to read.............

Dear Dave,
I have seen with great regret the fifeing that has occurred, specifically in the captions where I am involved. I have several friends in New York that can rectify this situation. Just give me the word and I will make him disappear. (get the two bucks) that should be enough to get the job done. And by the way, keep up the great work on the mussing thing. Those were the days!
Best Regards,
Matt L.

MAAAAATTTT!!!       

LOL!  

The boy is upset! What can I say!

It sounds like he's joined the Sopranos! Make him disappear?!?  

Matthew always had an evil side. It came out a few times, but he mostly kept it under control. This fifeing thing is putting him over the edge!

Ay esos labios...ahem...anyway, I don't blame him! I've been fifed myself already!

I don't believe that boy knows who he's dealing with. 

Why does he need to put on a dress in order to deal with the wacko?