Oh, that's funny, Lori. Thanks for posting it!
Back in the '70s, when the Michigan-Ohio State rivalry was at its fiercest, the legendary OSU coach Woody Hayes drove up to Michigan with an assistant to scout a high school player. That night they were on their way home, and the assistant began pulling into a gas station.
"Are we in Ohio yet?" asked the coach.
"But we're almost out of gas!"
"Then we'll PUSH it across the border if we have to! We're not spending a nickel in this *%&$!# state!"