What Would You Do If.......

Assume that I was a cross between Columbo and Little House on the Prairie (Those of you who have seen the episode of Columbo entitled "The Greenhouse Jungle" will understand this remark much more.)

What would you do if you had three arms?

Stop more kids from trying to bite each other

WWYDI you couldn't taste things anymore

Start trying to find out what was causing the problem.

WWYDI you found a toddler wandering all alone in a parking lot?

Call the police and have them come and find the mother. Years ago, I would've gone and picked him up and started looking for the mother, but the way society is now, someone would see me and think I was trying to kidnap the poor thing......so, yes, I would call in the authorities on this one. :think:

WWYDI your child kept coming home from school with all the illnesses going around and just couldn't shake it off? (Poor Josh, the stomach virus is going around and he has missed more than his share)

Home-school the kid.

What would you do if Monday Night Football was switched to Tuesday night?

Since I don't watch football, it wouldn't make any difference to me.

WWYDI your fingernails grew a foot a day?

Join the circus.

What would you do if you had a high school reunion you wanted to attend and thought you look too old?

i don't know

what would you do if your foot got cut off

I'd scream and scream, then faint, then cry, then die!

WWYDI you had to move suddenly?

I'm wearing a skirt. :Hahaha:

WWYDI there was suddenly a zoo in your backyard?

Charge admission

WWYDI suddenly a salmon fell through the ceiling?

(This was a real question asked by my son)

:Hahaha: What a question!

I'd fix a delicious Salmon dinner.

WWYDI you threw your back out of place?

Put ice on it for 20 minutes a day and do my exercises more faithfully! (can you tell I have experience?)

WWYDI Your computer crashed?!

OH!! I HATE it when that happens! I just backed up my pictures yesterday as a precaution, and have backed up some writing, too. So, I'd have to start all over again with putting everything back into the computer.

WWYDI you lost a story that you'd been working on for MONTHS?

I'd be really bummed out but then I'd pray and ask the Lord, "why?"

WWYDI you couldn't write at all anymore?

I'd be very, very sad.

WWYDI you could choose to change one moment in history?

Oh, my! What a loaded question! I'd have to think on that one!

Well, I guess I really thought about that one!

I wouldn't change anything.

WWYDI you had an ear ache on your birthday?

Put some herbal oil in my ear. It works wonders!

WWYDI your cat started using your back as a springboard while you were sewing? :Hahaha:

Stop sewing and play with the cat!

WWYDI Somone gave you a million dollars?

i would pay for my pool and help my gramma

what would you do if you fainted all the time

Take iron

WWYDI you were so dizzy you couldn't walk?

Sit down. (Hopefully, in a graceful manner)

WWYDI you could only type with one hand for a week or so?

I have been there, done that. lol! It was hard.

WWYDI you knew you were having unexpected company?