What Would You Do If.......

Turn off the water inlet, take apart the drain pipe and get it!

WWYDI you were supposed to go out for dinner, but had a migraine?

:alright: I'm sorry Savannah, I hope your migraine goes away soon!


Go on out and eat and be on the lookout for TV carts that look like Thomas the Tank. :haha:

WWYDI one of your boss's clients was hitting on you every time he came into the office...........

Call the FBI and see if there are aliens that took my home.

WWYDI you came home from work and the inside of your house was rearranged and there was new furniture?

I may stop leaving home! :Hahaha: If the furniture is nice, I guess I wouldn't mind too much.

WWYDIY fainted at the store?

be real embarresed!

WWYDIY suddenly got a bunch of phone calls asking for someone that didn't live there?

That happened to me last month. A guy kept calling and asking for Amy. There's a girl in town named Amy who has the same last name as me, but I just couldn't get it through this guy's head that I have no connection to her. I would explain verrrry slowly and patiently: "There's a girl by that name, but she doesn't live here, she's not related to me, and I don't know her... so please stop calling!" And a couple hours later... ring... "Is Amy there?"



WWYDI you had to choose another country to live in?

Move to Australia, but definately keep U.S. citizanship.

WWYDI you woke up and saw a picture of someone you did not know on your wall?

I'd figure that someone was playing a prank.

(Rob! :Hahaha: ALLLLL week long, this woman has been calling - every night - asking for Cecilia. And EVERY night, I've been telling her that Cecilia doesn't live here. Last night, she called again, and I told her that Cecilia still doesn't live here, and I could guarantee her that Cecilia wouldn't be living here tomorrow night, either. )

WWYDI your watch suddenly started running backwards?

I'd sell it on ebay: Watch with magical time traveling powers :D


WWYDI The person who broke your heart five years ago suddenly showed up at your house with roses?

Tell 'em to leave or my wife would kick their butt.

WWYDI your butt itched really bad and you were at work?

Same thing I do at home: drop my pants and sit on my electric sander.

WWYDI you woke up in the morning looking exactly like Shrek?

Quit holding my breath.........

WWYDI you had a job to go to tomorrow and didn't want to go?

Prob go in anyways.

WWYDI you were taking a bath, the water started boiling, and everything melted expect a rubber duck?

I would turn off the hot water and check to make sure my rubber ducky is still safe. :haha:

WWYDIY came to this forum and saw this whole site had been hijacked by Larry and Curly (Rob)? :Hahaha:

Let them get it out of their system. *rolls eyes* (And I hope your ducky is okay, Lily! )

WWYDI drove home, and found a bunch of packages in your trunk, but the packages didn't belong to you, or anyone else you knew?

Oh, gosh, Lily!! That happened to me a few years ago! Poor little sweetie. He called up, and asked if his Mommy was here. Thank goodness, it turned out the little fella had just woke up from his nap, and didn't know that his Mom was out putting the trash out and getting the mail. She wasn't out very long - but it was just long enough for him to wake up and not be able to find her.

WWYDIY received a phone call from someone who was yelling so loud and fast that you couldn't understand a word that they were saying?

I'd set them up with a friend of mine :-)


WWYDI you couldn't sleep?

Go get my head checked.

WWYDI you heard someone call your name from behind you, but you knew you were the only person in the room.

Go get my head checked? (Actually, that's happened to me before, and I usually pray for the person who's voice I thought I heard)

WWYDI kept getting robocalls from the candidate that you weren't voting for - but were expecting an important call, so couldn't turn off your phone?