What Would You Do If.......

I would write letters to them





what would you do if you were expecting an important letter in the mail but it never arrived?

I'd call the post office up and ask them "What are you gonna do about it?"

WWYDI you sprained your left wrist and your right ankle at the same time?

Savannah wrote:

I'd call the post office up and ask them "What are you gonna do about it?"

Losing a letter doesn't exactly come under the heading of a bonafide crime, Floyd.

I would be so, so thankful it wasn't my right wrist and my left ankle.

WWYDI the U.S. and Canada merged to form one country?

I Would Be Happy that i would be able to Vote on American Idol lol




WWYDI: You fell on Ice and The President Drove By?

Rob wrote:

Savannah wrote:

I'd call the post office up and ask them "What are you gonna do about it?"

Losing a letter doesn't exactly come under the heading of a bonafide crime, Floyd.

JW wrote:

WWYDI: You fell on Ice and The President Drove By?

I'd wonder why the President was driving through such a small town as mine. :think: (Though, we've actually had two different Presidents drive through here.....So, maybe I'd better take care the next time I go skating. :Hahaha: )

WWYDI a skunk sprayed near one of the windows of your house, and the odor filled your home?

I would clean every inch of my house, and buy a bunch of air fresheners!





what would you do if your cat got stuck in a tree?

I have experience with this. I'd tap a fork on the edge of a can of tuna, and he'd be here within seconds. Works every time.


WWYDI you lost your voice due to a cold, but when you got it back, your voice sounded like Tweety-Bird?

I would probably still talk as much as I did with my old voice





what would you if you locked your keys in your car?

Call my brother and tell him what happened. Then, I'd wait for him to stop laughing, and ask him to come with the spare set.

WWYDI you had a bunch of Private Messages waiting for you, but you couldn't get any of them to open?

I would keep trying to open them until I was able to open them!





what would you do if you had a 10-page essay due for school and your computer wasn't working?

I'm glad I'm not in school.

WWYDI you forgot all your passwords and didn't write them down?

I would reset them...as I have done many a time!

WWYDI you found out that you were allergic to wheat?

I'd be very disappointed, because I love bread and pastas. (I know a young man who is allergic to wheat and to milk. I can't even imagine!)

WWYDI your voice became visible musical notes when you spoke, rather than forming words?

Try a different brand of mouthwash.

WWYDI everything you touched turned to dust?

I'd put on some gloves so . . . . Oh shoot. They'd turn to dust, wouldn't they! Okay....I'd dip my damp hands in a thin layer of dust, so that no skin was visible....then put on some gloves so I could lead a normal life semi-normal life . . . . Well, you know what I mean. (Oh, and I might just make a fortune as a duster. I could make a lovely little business card up......And you thought I was dangerous with just my pan!)

WWYDI your dog started to bring home stray animals?

I would probably try to find homes for the stray animals.





what would you do if you traveled back in time to 1776?

Since I almost always have my digital camera with me, I'd be taking a serious amount of pictures.


WWYDI you had to change your name every day?

Come up with some really strange ones like Chevy Chase did in Fletch.



WWYDI a famous person you greatly admired showed up at your door and asked to come in?

Stammer and then faint .

WWYDI you lived in a rural area and found an alligator in your bathtub?

Scream. (Then I'd be taking pictures, because I *know* that Rob would post this little fella: :drinking: if I came here and told everyone about it. :Hahaha: )

WWYDI you fell down and hit your head....and when you regained consciousness, you still remembered everything and everyone - but everyone around you had forgotten it all?

I'd bang my head again (or find someone willing to do it for me ), and that would make everyone else regain their memory. At least that's how it always works on sitcoms.

WWYDI you could spend a day on any planet in our solar system?

I would spend it on earth, since we don't know enough about life on other planets





what would you do if you went out to your garden and learned that the only thing growing was pumpkins?

I'd be glad that I like pumpkins a lot.

WWYDI everyone could see you online at all of the forums you visit, but when you went out into "real life" you were invisible?

I wouldn't be happy at all because I wouldn't be able to talk to anyone!






what would you do if you went camping but forgot the poles for your tent at home?

I would try to tie the tent to tree branches, or maybe try to make it into a lean to.

WWYDI, after you got lost, your dog started giving you directions on how to get home?