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To escape from jail is what most convicts would like to do.

Savannah wrote:

Deputy Fife! What terrible grammar!

"His pants," she said, pointing to the man of whom's dog's tongue was out hanging.

Rob wrote:

Savannah wrote:

Deputy Fife! What terrible grammar!

"His pants," she said, pointing to the man of whom's dog's tongue was out hanging.

Oh yes, that's much better.

Alice wrote:

To escape from jail is what most convicts would like to do.

To do a lot of writing, it helps to have an imagination.

Energetic children can usually be controlled with patience, common sense, and duct tape.

*gasp* Rob!

"Duct tape!" called the surgeon, "Forget the tedious stitching....duct tape'll be much faster."

"Much faster!" said the Nascar driver after his flat tires were fixed in the pit.

"Short, story is youse need some cash, and fast," said the loan shark to comedian Martin, who'd fallen on hard times.

Wow.

"Hard times, hard decisions," said Paris Hilton as she tried to choose which diamond necklace to buy.

Savannah wrote:

"The Pit and the Petunia? . . . .No . . . The Pit and the Pencil? . . . . No . . . The Pit and the Piper? . . . No," muttered Mr. Poe as he searched for a title for his short story.

I was in such a hurry I forgot to say:

To buy true friendship is a difficult thing; it's much easier to rent, with an option to buy later on.

"Post here... here... and here," said the fence builder to his assistant.

You're the best, you know that, Robbie?

His assistant often had difficulty understanding his directions, since the director only spoke German, and the assistant only spoke French.

Spoke French to Uncle Bill on Family Affair, "Sir, may I suggest that ten o'clock is not a suitable bedtime for Buffy and Jodie?"

"First date tonight? It's about time, son," said the mother to her 50 year old son who lived in her basement.

Her basement was so flooded that she took swimming lessons at home.

"Your family has a history of being a little too high-spirited," said the parole officer to Mr. Manson.

Mr. Manson will remain in jail for the rest of his life.

"His life was a series of pointless misadventures that led him absolutely nowhere," said the frighteningly honest eulogist at my funeral.

This world holds many wonders as well as many things that make you wonder .