Wilder Pageant Singers

Well as you know i was on a Wilder Pageant In Walnut Grove and before it started they had singers to Entertain They were't the Best but they sang one song that i like and i don't remember what it was call but i remeber them saying something they were gonna do some classic songs and i also remeber the saying the Name The Beatles and some other singers and i also remeber one line of the Some

It went something like this might not be excactley like it though

Guy:I know a Girl down the hill she won't kiss me but her sister sure will
Lady: I Know a Boy up the Hill my sister won't kiss him but i sure will

Like i said the words might be a little diffrent but since we have some Older Peopel here that are in to the Beatels and those kind of Groups so i hope you can Help

Woody Guthrie Songbook :sing:

TALKING BLUES by Woody Guthrie

IF YOU WANT TO GET TO HEAVEN TELL YOU WHAT TO DO
GOTTA GREASE YOUR FEET WITH SOME GOOD BEEF STEW
SLIDE IT RIGHT OUT OF THE DEVIL'S HAND
AND SLIDE IT OVER INTO THE PROMISED LAND BUT GO EASY GO GREASY

STANDING IN THE CORNER BY THE MANTLE PIECE
UP IN THE CORNER BY A BUCKET OF GREASE
I STUCK MY FOOT IN THAT BUCKET OF GREASE
AND GO A SLIP[PING UP AND DOWN THE MANTLE PIECE
HUNTING MATCHES. CIGARET* STUBS. SHORTAGE ON.

DOWN IN THE HENHOUSE ON MY KNEES
I THOUGHT I HEARD A CHICKEN SNEEZE
NOTHING BUT A ROOSTER SAYING HIS PRAYERS
THANKING HIS GOD FOR THE HENS UPSTAIRS
ROOSTER PREACHING. HEN A SINGING. HENOHOUSE* SHAKING.

DOWN IN THE HOLLER JUST SETTINGONNA* LOG
MY HAND ON MY TRIGGER AND MY EYE ON A HOG
PULLED THAT TRIGGER AND THE GUN WENT "BIPPPP'
I GRABBED THAT HOG WITH ALL MY GRIP
CAIN'T EAT HOGS EYES BUT I LOVE CHITLINS.

I GOT A GAL JUST OVER THE HILL
SHE WON'T KISS LIKE HER SISTER WILL
NEVER TAKES A BATH NOT EVEN A RUB
'FRAID SHE'LL SLIDE THROUGH THE HOLE IN THE TUB.
AWFUL SKINNY. BONY. CUT A MAN LIKE A RAZOR.

NOT A BIT OF USE IN WORKING SO HARD
I GOT A WOMAN IN THE RICH FOLKS YARD
WHEN SHE KILLS A CHICKEN SHE SENDS ME THE FEET
THINKS I'M WORKING WHEN I'M LOAFING THE STREET.
LISTENING TO ALL THE BACK TALK. GOSSIP.

NOT NO USE IN ME WORKING SO HARD
I GOT A WOMAN IN THE RICH FOLKS YARD
WHEN THEY KILL A CHICKEN SHE SENDS ME THE HEAD
THINKS I'M WORKING HARD WHEN I'M LAYING IN BED.
DREAMING ABOUT HER. TWO OTHER WOMEN.

LOTS OF FOLKS TELL YOU THAT A PREACHER WON'T STEAL
BUT I CAUGHT THREE DOWN IN MY CORN FIELD
ONE HAD A BUSHEL AND THE OTHER HAD A PECK
THE OTHER'N HAD A LONG COTTON SACK.
HALF FULL OR FULLER. ROASTING EARS. HEWASASSTEALING*.

WHEN I GET TO EATING PORK CHOPS I CAINT STOP
AINT NO KIND OF GRAVY I CAINTT* SOP
GRAB THAT BONE IN BOTH OF MY HANDS
AND LISTEN TO MY LIPS GO FLIPPPITYYY FLOPPPPP
BORN LIKING IT. SLICKER THE BETTER. EASE ON IN HOME.

I WENT TO CHURCH THE OTHER NIGHT
SEE IF EVERYBODY HAD BEEN LIVING RIGHT
LADY GOT RELIGION AND WAVED HER HANDS

You kids and that be-bop you listen to nowadays!

Thanks Rhonda I Love that song

Rob i don't listin to be-bop i listin to Good Ole Country music YEE-HAW :Hahaha: