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Lily
"Beautiful Life"
Number of posts : 6784
Location : In the town shopping
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| | Subject: I Hate My Job!!! Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:16 pm | |
| When you have a "I hate My Job" day, try this. On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now , carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested". Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson."
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS.
 "Within the heart of every stray, lies the singular desire to be loved." | |
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Rhonda
Prairie Survivor
Number of posts : 21171
Location : On my bike!!!
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| | Subject: Re: I Hate My Job!!! Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:20 pm | |
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Carol
Adventure Seeker
Number of posts : 8665
Location : California Country
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| | Subject: Re: I Hate My Job!!! Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:22 pm | |
| I hope no one here works at the Johnson & Johnson thermometer quality control department.  :Hahaha: Wait  how much does it pay? :unsure: No, nevermind!  | |
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Rob
Nip it in the bud!
Number of posts : 62618
Location : Michigan
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| | Subject: Re: I Hate My Job!!! Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:24 pm | |
| Funny, Lily! Like I've always said, a rectal thermometer may not be the most important medical tool, but it's right up there. | |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: I Hate My Job!!! Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:29 pm | |
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Lily
"Beautiful Life"
Number of posts : 6784
Location : In the town shopping
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| | Subject: Re: I Hate My Job!!! Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:49 pm | |
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Carol
Adventure Seeker
Number of posts : 8665
Location : California Country
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| | Subject: Re: I Hate My Job!!! Wed Mar 21, 2007 3:45 pm | |
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Debbie
Mom Of 2 Kitties
Number of posts : 3822
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| | Subject: Re: I Hate My Job!!! Wed Mar 21, 2007 3:47 pm | |
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Rhonda
Prairie Survivor
Number of posts : 21171
Location : On my bike!!!
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| | Subject: Re: I Hate My Job!!! Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:10 pm | |
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ChristinaAL
Little House Lady
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flatbroke
Man of Constant Sorrow
Number of posts : 2648
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| | Subject: Re: I Hate My Job!!! Thu Mar 22, 2007 12:05 am | |
| - Rob wrote:
- Funny, Lily!
Like I've always said, a rectal thermometer may not be the most important medical tool, but it's right up there. Quote for the day. | |
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pamh36
Ingalls Friend for Life
Number of posts : 5900
Location : Michigan
| | Subject: Re: I Hate My Job!!! Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:37 am | |
| *LOL* I will have to remember this the next time I am having a bad day at work. | |
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Melissa
Frontier Traveler
Number of posts : 561
Location : New York City
| | Subject: Re: I Hate My Job!!! Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:12 pm | |
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carolineingalls
Farm Land Owner
Number of posts : 1209
Location : Northern Ireland
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| | Subject: Re: I Hate My Job!!! Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:25 pm | |
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LHDaisy
New Pioneer
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| | Subject: Re: I Hate My Job!!! Thu Mar 22, 2007 6:09 pm | |
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