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Lily
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PostSubject: I Hate My Job!!!   Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:16 pm

When you have a "I hate My Job" day, try this. On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now , carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested". Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson."

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS.



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PostSubject: Re: I Hate My Job!!!   Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:20 pm

OhMy :unsure: ROTFL LILY!!!



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PostSubject: Re: I Hate My Job!!!   Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:22 pm

I hope no one here works at the Johnson & Johnson thermometer quality control department. ROTFL :Hahaha:

Wait Huh? how much does it pay? :unsure:
No, nevermind! Laughing


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PostSubject: Re: I Hate My Job!!!   Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:24 pm

Funny, Lily! Laughing

Like I've always said, a rectal thermometer may not be the most important medical tool, but it's right up there.
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PostSubject: Re: I Hate My Job!!!   Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:29 pm

LMAO
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PostSubject: Re: I Hate My Job!!!   Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:49 pm

Rob wrote:
Funny, Lily! Laughing

Like I've always said, a rectal thermometer may not be the most important medical tool, but it's right up there.


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PostSubject: Re: I Hate My Job!!!   Wed Mar 21, 2007 3:45 pm

:lol!:


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PostSubject: Re: I Hate My Job!!!   Wed Mar 21, 2007 3:47 pm

:Hahaha:
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PostSubject: Re: I Hate My Job!!!   Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:10 pm

I wouldn't even want that job as a TEMPorary one!!! grinsmiley



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PostSubject: Re: I Hate My Job!!!   Wed Mar 21, 2007 10:17 pm

LOL, that's a good one...it makes me think twice when complaining about my new job! LMBO.




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PostSubject: Re: I Hate My Job!!!   Thu Mar 22, 2007 12:05 am

Rob wrote:
Funny, Lily! Laughing

Like I've always said, a rectal thermometer may not be the most important medical tool, but it's right up there.

Quote for the day.
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PostSubject: Re: I Hate My Job!!!   Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:37 am

*LOL* I will have to remember this the next time I am having a bad day at work.


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PostSubject: Re: I Hate My Job!!!   Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:12 pm

Haha how funny.


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PostSubject: Re: I Hate My Job!!!   Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:25 pm

ROTFL You guys have a WICKED sense of humour! Laughing




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PostSubject: Re: I Hate My Job!!!   Thu Mar 22, 2007 6:09 pm

ROTFL ROTFL
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