Got anything funny to share?

A few years ago I took my mom shopping. I was waiting in the car when I saw a middle-aged couple walking across the parking lot. The man was cradling a big bag of groceries in each arm, and his wife went on ahead to open the car trunk for him.

About 20 feet from their car, his pants started falling down. He couldn't do a thing about it because his arms were full. All he could do was walk faster... which only seemed to hurry his pants along in their downward journey.

I just remember seeing the look on his face - his eyes were as big as silver dollars. He yelled, "Honey, my pants!!!" His wife was very helpful. She collapsed against the car, laughing hysterically.

By the time he got to the car, his pants were around his ankles. And the words "Honey, my pants!!!" were tattooed on my brain forever. :shifty:

LOL Rob! Hahaha the visual alone is funny!

LOL

:haha: Oh Rhonda, that's a keeper!

Savannah, here's Barney Fife reciting the Preamble... always good for a laugh.

Bloopers on The Andy Griffith Show were pretty rare, but there's a big one here. Midway through, notice how Barney's hair is messed up in the close-ups, but neatly combed in the wide shots. :unsure:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dns4ONyM_-g&mode=related&search=

[quote="Rob"]Savannah, here's Barney Fife reciting the Preamble... always good for a laugh.

Bloopers on The Andy Griffith Show were pretty rare, but there's a big one here. Midway through, notice how Barney's hair is messed up in the close-ups, but neatly combed in the wide shots. :unsure:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dns4ONyM_-g&mode=related&search=[/quote]


Andy and Barney were keeping me company tonight. Aunt Bee singing "Too-too-tootsie" finally gave me a laugh. And then when she was "singing" Chinatown! And people said that Barney couldn't sing.....lol

Barney reciting the Preamble is so very funny. . . . Thanks for posting that link!

Just HAVE to share this:

As some of you know, I am a chilcare provider. My two 3-year olds are playing doctor with their Fisher Price doctor kit right now, and one is pretend 'whimpering'. The 'doctor' said to him, "Sir, why are you so sad?", to which the whimperer replied, "I'm sad because I have a frog in my throat! Please get it out!"

Out of the mouths of babes! :haha:

:haha: HOW FUNNY AMY!!!! Kids are SO funny.............

I know you can relate, Rhonda! It was just SO hilarious coming out of a 3 year old's mouth! He must have heard the "frog in the throat" expression from someone, and took it quite literally!

Okay, I remember something crazy that happened to me once.

I was at a department store shopping for some clothes with a friend. My friend told me she noticed this lady who kept following us and how she would look at me. Sure enough there was a lady close by and several times she would stare at me. Where we went, she would follow and stare and it started to annoy me. She was around 60 years old. Anyway, she kept getting closer so I turned and looked at her and a little annoyed asked ‘Can I help you?’

The lady looked at me like she was about to cry so I asked if she was okay. She then told me that I looked so much like a daughter she had lost in a car accident recently. The resemblance was strong and said she could not stop staring at me. She told me that she missed her and started wiping away the tears in her face. I shook her hand and told her I was so sorry. She grabbed my hand and put it to her heart. My friend and I looked at each other feeling sorry for her.

She told me a little bit about her daughter and then she got quiet and asked if I could do a favor for her, said that it was strange but just wanted to hear it. She said that she had to go but wondered if I could call her mom. She said that she would wave to me and that’s when she wanted me to say ‘Bye mom’ or something. I thought it was a little weird but said I would do it. So the lady went up to the cashier while I was still choosing what color of blouse I wanted to get and at the same time looked for her wave to me. I then saw her smile at me and wave. The cashier looked at me too. I said ‘Hey mom!’. It felt weird but did it because I felt sorry for the lady.

Sooo… a few seconds right after I did that my friend and I walk up to pay for our stuff. The cashier tells me I owe $800. I laughed and said I was only buying a blouse. The cashier tells me: “Well honey, it’s not just the blouse. Your mom said you were together and so I checked her clothes first. She said she was going to get a cart at the front of the store to put the clothes in while you came in to pay.”

I could not believe it. I told the cashier that the lady was not really my mom. My heart was racing now… I saw her by the entrance of the store looking back and leaving. I told my friend to stay there while I ran after that sneaky lady! When I got outside I kept yelling for her to wait. I saw her opening the car door and I ran faster. She was about to close the door when I grabbed it. I started pulling the lady’s leg …… just like I’m pulling the leg of all of you who have read this. … Bwwaahhahahaha!!!

at church a little girl (2 years old) gave the little boy (same age) and kiss on the face and the boy did't like it so he wiped it off with his hand and said "yuck" lol

Ah- Carol, you got me... And I kept thinking, "Now what's so funny about this? This is a sad story."

Ha!

That is so funny Christina. It is funny when something makes you laugh so hard.

While going through a drive-thru at Jack-in-the Box one time, someone did something that had me laughing hysterically. I could barely order on the speaker. The woman on the other end was not taking me seriously, thought it was a prank or something.... I drove to the window and handed her my money, I tried to hold my laughter but when I was giving her the money I started laughing again real hard... my sides hurt, my mouth hurt, I could hardly see the bag of food from the tears I had in my eyes.... it was terrible! The girls at the restaurant started laughing from seeing me laugh like a crazy lunatic. :haha:

that is too funny

I don't know if this is really funny or not!! I just thought this was like cuite!!

At church i help in the toddler room and i stayed home one sunday cuz i was tired..When my parent's came home my mother told that this lil girls mother told her daughter would't go in the toddler room becuz i wasn't there and she was like screaming for me,she was so mad i wasn't there..I've never had a kid scream for me..(it wasn't my turn that week)