Dear Rob

Lily wrote:

Dear Rob:

I think you might still remember my nut story I mentioned a while ago. Well, THAT squirrel is still there!! what should I do???

Dear Nutsy,

This is a big problem alright, and you were wise to come to me. The reason I didn't reply last night is that I wanted to get a good night's sleep and tackle the problem with a fresh mind. Now I've had my morning coffee and I'm feeling bright-eyed and bushy-tailed and I'm ready to take on the world! Ah, you just can't beat that feeling.

Anyway, glad I could be of service!

soccergirl99 wrote:

Dear Robby,

I cannot stop using lol, lol. ARGH! lol. Grrr....lol. Heeeeeeeeelp me!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sincerely,

Aileen (lol)

Dear Lolly,

As you probably know, "lol" is internet shorthand for "laughing out loud." The fact that you use it a lot simply means that you're a happy, cheerful person.

This must stop. If you're too cheerful, that squirrel living in your car might get the idea that you're happy with the situation as it is, and he'll never leave. Unless I have you confused with one of the other tortured souls who asked for my advice. I'll have to check.

Either way, good luck with that knuckle cracking thngy!

Robby

Dear Robby....

When I fart it leaves a aweful smell in the room.....:shy: Is this normal?:Hahaha:

Susie wrote:

Dear Robby....

When I fart it leaves a aweful smell in the room.....:shy: Is this normal?:Hahaha:

OMG Susie!! Maybe Dear Rob can come to your house and do a thorough smell testing. :Hahaha:

Lily wrote:

Susie wrote:

Dear Robby....

When I fart it leaves a aweful smell in the room.....:shy: Is this normal?:Hahaha:

OMG Susie!! Maybe Dear Rob can come to your house and do a thorough smell testing. :Hahaha:

I sure hope he can...

Susie wrote:

Dear Robby....

When I fart it leaves a aweful smell in the room.....:shy: Is this normal?:Hahaha:

Dear Smelly,

Everyone, except for me, is capable of creating extraordinary barnyard aromas. If the awful smell is confined to the room you're actually in at the time, it's not unusual. If, however, you're in your house and the awful smell is being picked up by the neighbors three houses down the road, then you have a problem. And so do the neighbors.

Lily wrote:

Dear Rob...again, this Nutsy still needs a solution. This bright-eyed and bushy-tailed fella..........*sounds like Rob*..........was actually sitting on my parking spot this morning when I pulled into the parking lot. Maybe you can come down here and physically remove him??? Hey even adopt him...like father like son...

Gee, Nutsy, I don't know how you can compare me to a squirrel. I mean, a squirrel is a fuzzy little thing with a tiny brain that hardly knows enough to come in out of the rain. And I'm... I'm... (pause)

I see your point. I'll be right over.

Rob wrote:

Susie wrote:

Dear Robby....

When I fart it leaves a aweful smell in the room.....:shy: Is this normal?:Hahaha:

Dear Smelly,

Everyone, except for me, is capable of creating extraordinary barnyard aromas. If the awful smell is confined to the room you're actually in at the time, it's not unusual. If, however, you're in your house and the awful smell is being picked up by the neighbors three houses down the road, then you have a problem. And so do the neighbors.

I'll have to check with the neighbors.... Your the best Dear Robby.....

Rob wrote:

Lily wrote:

Dear Rob...again, this Nutsy still needs a solution. This bright-eyed and bushy-tailed fella..........*sounds like Rob*..........was actually sitting on my parking spot this morning when I pulled into the parking lot. Maybe you can come down here and physically remove him??? Hey even adopt him...like father like son...

Gee, Nutsy, I don't know how you can compare me to a squirrel. I mean, a squirrel is a fuzzy little thing with a tiny brain that hardly knows enough to come in out of the rain. And I'm... I'm... (pause)

I see your point. I'll be right over.

:Hahaha:

Rob wrote:

Lily wrote:

Dear Rob:

I think you might still remember my nut story I mentioned a while ago. Well, THAT squirrel is still there!! what should I do???

Dear Nutsy,

This is a big problem alright, and you were wise to come to me. The reason I didn't reply last night is that I wanted to get a good night's sleep and tackle the problem with a fresh mind. Now I've had my morning coffee and I'm feeling bright-eyed and bushy-tailed and I'm ready to take on the world! Ah, you just can't beat that feeling.

Anyway, glad I could be of service!

Dear Nutsy.

My uncle had horrible problems with squirrls. We used to tease him all of the time. We used to buy him all kinds of squirrl statues and stuff, lol.

Geeze Susie, you must be on a fart kick!! I think your sons' farts are going to your head.

Beckie

Dear Rob,

My family leaves stuff all over the house; clothes, plates, toenails, used q-tips, etc. If I don't pick it up it would stay there and celebrate anniversary after anniversary. What can be done about this problem?

It just so happens that clothes, plates, toenails and used Q-tips are the four leading carriers of bacteria. I suggest you have your house fumigated. Call Susie. I hear she can clear out a room in nothing flat. She might not kill the germs, but she'll at least make their eyes water. If germs have eyes. :gross:

Yes Misti...Dear Robby is correct...I can clear a room. My schedule is open all next week....

Uhhh Susie, which one are ya??? :Hahaha:


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Susie wrote:

Yes Misti...Dear Robby is correct...I can clear a room. My schedule is open all next week....

Cheap fumigation, huh, Susie?

Rob wrote:

It just so happens that clothes, plates, toenails and used Q-tips are the four leading carriers of bacteria. I suggest you have your house fumigated. Call Susie. I hear she can clear out a room in nothing flat. She might not kill the germs, but she'll at least make their eyes water. If germs have eyes. :gross:

Rob, that smiley is hilarious. That plus your avatar give us the "warped dynamic duo!"

Lily wrote:

Uhhh Susie, which one are ya??? :Hahaha:


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Woah, that was hiarious!!! I have heard some other saying for that, but never these ones! :Hahaha:

Beckie

LOL, here's a poem about it:


All About Farts

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song......

A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent but deadly.

A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.

But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must not forget......?
Old farts like me and you

Dear Rob,

Uhhh I got another problem. I'm tired of people always blocking my driveway. Is it possible that you can come down here and just stand guard in front of my driveway???

Lily wrote:

Dear Rob,

Uhhh I got another problem. I'm tired of people always blocking my driveway. Is it possible that you can come down here and just stand guard in front of my driveway???

Hire the squirrel from your office to stand guard in the driveway....that way, he won't be bothering you at the office and no one will block that driveway when you arrive home. :unsure:

Lily wrote:

Yes, it's time for me to write another letter to one of our members.

Hey Rob, I've noticed the online button in your signature, how did you get that?

Mine shows me as online and I am hidden too. Not sure why some show online and some don't............At least I can see that it says that. Anyone else see that in mine? I know I am hiding from my boss......

Rhonda wrote:

Lily wrote:

Dear Rob,

Uhhh I got another problem. I'm tired of people always blocking my driveway. Is it possible that you can come down here and just stand guard in front of my driveway???

Hire the squirrel from your office to stand guard in the driveway....that way, he won't be bothering you at the office and no one will block that driveway when you arrive home. :unsure:

Rhonda!! Now why didn't I think of that???

Rhonda wrote:

Lily wrote:

Yes, it's time for me to write another letter to one of our members.

Hey Rob, I've noticed the online button in your signature, how did you get that?

Mine shows me as online and I am hidden too. Not sure why some show online and some don't............At least I can see that it says that. Anyone else see that in mine? I know I am hiding from my boss......

That was what I meant! Rob's the only one that I've seen so far that has that feature in his sig. Is it because he's somebody special??? :unsure:

I don't see yours Rhonda.