The Infamous Fruitcake

Subject: The Infamous Fruitcake Fri Dec 21, 2007 8:10 am

Innovative Uses for Fruitcake

- Hold up your car when changing tires

- Slice and use for poker chips

- Use it to carve your turkey on

- Use as replacement for Duraflame log

- Take it camping with you...use it to weigh down the tent

- Use it as a seat at a stadium event

- Stand on it when you change a lightbulb

- Put it in the back of your car/truck for snow/ice driving

- Replaces free weights when you work out

- Use as book ends at the school library

ROTFL

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Subject: Re: The Infamous Fruitcake Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:04 am

You mean there is more that I can do when I get a fruitcake, rather than regift it?

Subject: Re: The Infamous Fruitcake Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:29 pm

Those are FUNNY!

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LOL! I hate the stuff!

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You know........I don't know if I like it or not. I've never had the nerve to try it. Huh?

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LOL Savannah!

Subject: Re: The Infamous Fruitcake Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:45 pm

:haha:

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Subject: Re: The Infamous Fruitcake Mon Dec 24, 2007 11:05 am

More Uses for Fruitcake

- Use as a doorstop

- Use as a paper weight

- Use to clean your pots and pans

- Use as boat anchor

- Use as bricks in fireplace

- Build a house with them

- Use it to hold up your Christmas tree

- Use as a pencil holder

- Give it to the cat for a scratching post

- Put it in the back yard to feed the birds and squirrels

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A cat scratching post!! Perfect!! . . .. . . . Oh, Opie.......:Hahaha:

Subject: Re: The Infamous Fruitcake Mon Dec 24, 2007 11:23 am

I like the doorstop one!

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Rhonda wrote:: More Uses for Fruitcake

- Put it in the back yard to feed the birds and squirrels

I'm not so sure about that one, Rhonda..........wouldn't that be considered animal cruelty?? Huh?

Subject: Re: The Infamous Fruitcake Mon Dec 24, 2007 12:45 pm

Rhonda wrote:: More Uses for Fruitcake

- Put it in the back yard to feed the birds and squirrels

I have one particular squirrel that I would LOVE to feed it to!! :shifty: :Hahaha:

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Subject: Re: The Infamous Fruitcake Mon Dec 24, 2007 2:06 pm

Is fruitcake really THAT bad!!

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Yes it is, Danielle!