Caption Game

I play this game on another board, and it's a lot of fun. I hope it's ok with Susie, I used a Little House screencap from her thread in the photo gallery! Please let me know if this is not ok with you, Susie!
https://lhotp.editboard.com/photo-gallery-section-f12/little-house-screen-captures-t1163.htm

Pick a Little House picture, and copy/paste here from the 'directlink'. For this first one, I will pick what I think is the funniest caption, and then that winner will go on to pick the next screencap, and so on....
Each caption should be given a few days, maybe up to a week. The only real 'rules' are: funny captions, (not serious) and never the same winner twice.

Ok, here we go:

https://2img.net/h/i181.photobucket.com/albums/x256/PrairiePictures/Season%201%20Screen%20Captures/VIDEO_TStitle2ch0frame18626.jpg

Hey Amy, I can't make the picture appear in the reply!

(never mind... :shy: )

Mary: "Is that Mr. Edwards comin' up the road?"
Laura: "Yup. Must've been nippin' at the moonshine. No pants again."

:Hahaha: ROB!!!

Those are great, Rob & Savannah!!

Mary: "What's the matter, Laura?"
Laura: "I'm not sure... I just had the weird premonition that someday I'm going to marry Bruce Boxleitner."

LOL!

Laura: "I'll take Paul Lynde to block."
Mary: "Laura, I keep telling you... it's our window frame, it's not Hollywood Squares."

Savannah wrote:

Mary: "I've never seen Jack chase after someone like that!"
Laura: "I never knew Mrs. Oleson's bloomers were red!"

I can picture that, Savannah!

LOL, I know I said it should be a few days to a week for everyone, but to get the ball rolling on this game (and so it doesn't get lost in the thread! ) I decided to pick a winner tonight! Wow, there were some GREAT ones...we sure do have some witty people on this board! ....(and Savannah, you KNOW you almost got me with that Dr. Quinn one!!! )...but in the end, THIS is the one that had me rolling:

Rob wrote:

Laura: "I'll take Paul Lynde to block."
Mary: "Laura, I keep telling you... it's our window frame, it's not Hollywood Squares."

I loved your Bruce one too, Rob, but this one really got me! Your turn Rob!

*And just a thought...do we really want the caption posted like this? I don't know much about bandwidth, but it seems like this would really eat it up. On the DQ board we just link to the caption and people can click the link to see it. I don't know...it's up to the mods!

Thanks, Amy!

Okay, here's my pick for the next one. Maybe in the interest of bandwidth we can just show the picture here and people can add their captions without putting the pic in their posts.

"Harriet, I don't care what Mr. Edwards said. Your new fur coat does not make you look like a dog."

ROFL Rob!!!

"Now repeat after me, "I did not see pa chop ma's head off....I did not see pa chop ma's head off..."

:Hahaha:

, Amy!

I'll add one, too - but Amy's is just too perfect!! :Hahaha:





"Now you remember what I said. If you DON'T find her, there's a nice big steak in it for you."

You ALL are great at this game!

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Nels: My my. You are a much better companion than Harriet. At least you don't yell and scream like her. Your nice and quiet, thank God!