It's so flat in Saskatchewan, you can watch your dog run away from home for a week.
•Saskatchewan is the only place in Canada where a woodpecker has to pack a box lunch.
• You can always tell people from Saskatchewan. When the wind stops blowing, they fall over.
• Crop's so short this year in Saskatchewan, gophers have to kneel down to eat.
• Talkative? That dude's got more tongue than a mountie's boot.
• So dry last week around Virden, Manitoba, that frogs were poundin' on the screen door, askin' for a dipper of water.
• So happy she had a grin as wide as the St. Lawrence
• Rain cleared up quickly this morning in Vancouver. Disappeared faster than a B.C. premier.
• So dumb he thinks Medicine Hat is a cure for head lice.
• He was sowing his wild oats, but hoping for crop failure.
• She's been married so many times, she's got veil rash.
• She was pure as the snow, but she drifted.
• La rondelle ne roule pas pour lui. The puck isn't going his way.
• She had a smile on her like poison come to supper.
• She's like CPR railway track. Been laid right across the country.
• Far as ever a puffin flew. (A long way in Newfoundland)
•How cold was it last night in southern Ontario? I saw a squirrel towing a blue jay to get it started south.
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