Pondering the Imponderable

Subject: Pondering the Imponderable Thu Jan 24, 2008 8:15 am

Pondering the Imponderable :think:

- What was the best thing before sliced bread?

- One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

- Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

- Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

- How is it possible to have a civil war?

- If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

- If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

- Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it?

- Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

- Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

- If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?

- Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?

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Subject: Re: Pondering the Imponderable Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:33 am

Quote :: - Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

I've wondered that my self!
:haha:

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Subject: Re: Pondering the Imponderable Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:48 am

Good ones! Laughing

Subject: Re: Pondering the Imponderable Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:21 pm

:Hahaha:

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Rhonda!! :Hahaha: Thank you for the laugh!

Subject: Re: Pondering the Imponderable Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:48 pm

Farmer Girl wrote:

Quote :: - Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

I've wondered that my self!
:haha:

Good point! Sometimes turist awakes on me, the murderous instinct we all have... :1053:

Vanesa.

Subject: Re: Pondering the Imponderable Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:54 pm

Rhonda wrote:: - Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it?

LOLOL!! These are all great Rhonda! Thumbsup

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Vanesa wrote:

Farmer Girl wrote:

Quote :: - Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

I've wondered that my self!
:haha:

Good point! Sometimes turist awakes on me, the murderous instinct we all have... :1053:

Vanesa.

Yikes!!

If I ever come visit your city, Vanesa, I PROMISE I won't wake you. :Hahaha:

Subject: Re: Pondering the Imponderable Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:00 pm

Savannah! LOL!!

The key is to actually hang out w/ a local from the region, that way you can hang out at some of the good places they would know. Vanesa, I'll make sure to call you before... if I ever head down to Argentina.... I just want to be murdered just yet.... Laughing