An Open Letter to....

Dear Father Time,

Is it possible to have 48 hour days instead of only 24. That way maybe I'll get everything done in a day that I'm suposed to!

Signed: Always In A Hurry! :sillySmiley:

Dear Father Christmas,

Could we request some snow on Christmas Eve? It's harder to feel the joys of the season when everything is brown and bare. A glorious blanket of white covering the ground and dangling from the tree branches is just the right touch to make our Christmas merry and bright.

Signed,

Waiting for the White Stuff

Thanks for the update Kathy...I hope things get better in the 'family' department. Feel free to vent anytime!

And um, Cheryl....could we hold off just a LITTLE longer before thinking about SNOW and CHRISTMAS?!?!

Amy wrote:

And um, Cheryl....could we hold off just a LITTLE longer before thinking about SNOW and CHRISTMAS?!?!

Usually I start asking in August. :emot36:

Dear Sir,
Those long, parallel, yellow lines on the pavement in front of the store? Those are meant for you to park in between, not across. It works pretty well if you give it a shot. I just thought you might like to know that, for future reference. :fyi:

The parking lot police

Dear thoughtless person,

Could you please not park in front of a handicap ramp. It's there for a reason!

Thank you,

A witness to your doing the wrong thing

P.S. I hope you get a ticket for it one day.

I am so sorry for your family's troubles, Kathy. :alright:

Thanks Pam....just taking it a day at a time...

Savannah wrote:

*Send some my way.....But don't tell Amy that I said that, or I'm in deep trouble!*

Savannah! All right, that calls for the pan!

LindsayCrouseFan wrote:

Dear thoughtless person,

Could you please not park in front of a handicap ramp. It's there for a reason!

Thank you,

A witness to your doing the wrong thing

P.S. I hope you get a ticket for it one day.

:agree:

Savannah wrote:

Dear Sir,
Those long, parallel, yellow lines on the pavement in front of the store? Those are meant for you to park in between, not across. It works pretty well if you give it a shot. I just thought you might like to know that, for future reference. :fyi:

The parking lot police

Dear Parking Lot Police,

I would park between the lines, but it seems that other drivers are destined to park so close to my car that I can't open the door enough to slide my scrawny, size 2 body inside. If you would like to provide me with a free set of car sized crib bumpers, I will do my best to avoid taking up two spaces or parking sideways to ensure that some chuckle head doesn't give my relatively new vehicle a plethora of door dents.

Signed,

Parking Across the Lines

P.S. A free can opener might allow me to access the inside of my car by the roof.


I just couldn't resist Savannah. :haha:

:Hahaha:

This guy wasn't just parked over the line......He was parked diagonally across three parking spaces. Poor man never learned how to park.

Dear person,

Could you not put your shopping cart so close to my car? I mean, if you are so able bodied to walk it to your car, then you certainly are able bodied to wheel it back!!

Signed,

Just my two cents.

Savannah and Cheryl, we should be the parling lot police force.

Dear Cat Who Shall Remain Nameless,
I understand your need to play. But it might interest you to know that the soft, fuzzy trampoline that you've been jumping on each night, is, in reality, my tummy, covered with a cozy blanket. I like to get up early, but having my eyes popped out by twenty pounds of flying feline landing directly on my stomach at 3:30 in the morning is too much, and TOO early. So, dear kitty, who shall still remain nameless........Could you please play during the day, and sleep at night?

Signed,
The lady with a paw printed abdomen.

:scratch: That sounds like a Dear Opie letter. :shh3: :lol!: