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"Psalm 34" Number of posts : 54428 Mood :

Live comfortably and prosper. Whistle

Subject: Re: last 2 words Thu Jun 04, 2009 11:06 pm

"...And prosper!" hissed the director to the aging Leonard Nimoy, who'd forgotten his line for the hundredth time.

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"Hundredth time is the charm!" insisted the consistently failing inventor.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Fri Jun 05, 2009 12:23 pm

"Failing inventor!" shouted the wife of the man whose invention had just failed for the last time (according to the wife).

Subject: Re: last 2 words Fri Jun 05, 2009 5:17 pm

The wife is always the last to know that the dog pooped on the carpet, until she steps in it.

Spring is finally here, the lovely pink blooms on the "spray" tree outside my window are gone leaving a beautiful willow.

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"In it!" she cried, when her daughter would not put the magazines in the box

Subject: Re: last 2 words Fri Jun 05, 2009 8:49 pm

The box that the puppy sleeps in is by the stove.

Spring is finally here, the lovely pink blooms on the "spray" tree outside my window are gone leaving a beautiful willow.

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the store is so close to my house that I can walk to it

Subject: Re: last 2 words Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:13 pm

To it I went, like a moth drawn to a flame.

Spring is finally here, the lovely pink blooms on the "spray" tree outside my window are gone leaving a beautiful willow.

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A flame phoned Rob from out of the past....a flame called Virginia Creeper. batEyes

Subject: Re: last 2 words Sat Jun 06, 2009 12:22 am

Virginia Creeper I am not, and not an old flame of Rob's, however, I do live in Virginia. batEyes

Spring is finally here, the lovely pink blooms on the "spray" tree outside my window are gone leaving a beautiful willow.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Sat Jun 06, 2009 5:54 pm

In Virginia, Roanoke is a major city.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Sun Jun 07, 2009 4:08 am

Major city that I live near is Washington, DC

Spring is finally here, the lovely pink blooms on the "spray" tree outside my window are gone leaving a beautiful willow.

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Washington DC is a beautiful place to visit in springtime!

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in springtime I like to sit outside and read

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"And read!" commanded the irate librarian as she pushed the books across the counter.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Mon Jun 08, 2009 7:18 am

The counter got to a thousand, then stopped, because he'd been absent the day they learned to count higher than that.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Tue Jun 09, 2009 6:44 am

Than that is the end of the conversation.

Spring is finally here, the lovely pink blooms on the "spray" tree outside my window are gone leaving a beautiful willow.

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the conversation was about that homework assignment

Subject: Re: last 2 words Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:09 am

"Homework assignment ... What was the homework assignment?" mused the confused girl.

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"Confused girl meets even more confused boy, and the madcap adventure begins" read the synopsis.

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the synopsis said, "Even though he is prince charming at the beginning, he turns out to be a big meanie in the end"

Subject: Re: last 2 words Wed Jun 10, 2009 7:23 pm

The end of the story was given away by the big, bratty girl!

Spring is finally here, the lovely pink blooms on the "spray" tree outside my window are gone leaving a beautiful willow.

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"Bratty girl! Bratty girl! Rawwwt!" squawked the parrot.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:53 pm

The parrot was silent for a change of pace.