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"Very quickly!! No loitering, just get in the cell," Fife commanded. last 2 words - Page 25 5489

Subject: Re: last 2 words Sun Apr 04, 2010 4:58 pm

Fife commanded everyone to buy a dictionary.

Spring is finally here, the lovely pink blooms on the "spray" tree outside my window are gone leaving a beautiful willow.

"Psalm 34" Number of posts : 54431 Mood :

"A dictionary!! My very own dictionary!" exclaimed the little five-year-old Fife-inator when he opened his Christmas present.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Mon Apr 05, 2010 8:45 am

"Christmas! 'Present' is the correct response when I call the your name!" said the frustrated teacher to the little girl named after the holiday.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Mon Apr 05, 2010 5:35 pm

, Lori!

"The Holiday Inn," mused Wyatt Earp's pal Doc, as he considered names for his new hotel.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Tue Apr 06, 2010 9:34 am

New Motel Up Ahead read the dilapidated billboard.

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"Dilapidated," Bill Board wrote as he finished writing his list of spelling words.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Thu Apr 08, 2010 3:11 pm

"Spelling, words aren't what we want from you!" said the irate director to actress Tori after she suggested changes to the script. "Just show up and look pretty!"

Subject: Re: last 2 words Thu Apr 08, 2010 10:00 pm

LOOK! Pretty flowers along the trail....said the tour guide as he was about to show the group the black and white striped animals around the next corner.

CANCER FREE!!! April 9, 1998-April 9, 2025-I AM A SURVIVOR!!!

Subject: Re: last 2 words Fri Apr 09, 2010 8:43 am

"... next corner, turn left. You can't miss it." said the kind man to the newcomer in town.

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In town, it's generally frowned upon to keep a horse as a pet. last 2 words - Page 25 Kopfschuettel

Subject: Re: last 2 words Mon Apr 12, 2010 8:32 am

A pet is a big responsibility.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Wed Apr 14, 2010 12:02 am

Big responsibility tends to separate the men from the boys.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Thu Apr 15, 2010 9:21 am

The boys are definitely up to something.

"Psalm 34" Number of posts : 54431 Mood :

"To some, "thing" is a word used in place of the word that they'd like to use, but can't recall at the moment," the professor tried to patiently explain.

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Patiently explain is what the kindergarten teacher had to often do for the rather unruly boy in her class.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Fri Apr 16, 2010 3:25 pm

Her class was large and the room was small.

It is the lack of Christianity that has brought us where we are. Not a lack of churches or religious forms but of the real thing in our hearts. LIW.....Words From a Fearless Heart

Subject: Re: last 2 words Fri Apr 16, 2010 9:38 pm

"Was 'small' really the size you wanted?" asked the clerk as the rotund woman tried to shoehorn herself into the pair of jeans.

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Rob, you brute!

"Of Jean's lack of cooking skills, I could speak for ages. . . . except, my stomach hurts too much," the soon-to-be-wiser newlywed said jokingly.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Fri Apr 16, 2010 9:47 pm

I just edited to avoid a possible Gomerable. last 2 words - Page 25 279394

I know you saw it, and you know I know you saw it. last 2 words - Page 25 811339

Subject: Re: last 2 words Sun Apr 18, 2010 4:12 pm

Said jokingly, the comment was meant to liven things up not to hurt anyone's feelings.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Tue Apr 20, 2010 2:48 pm

Anyone's feelings would be hurt if you truthfully answered THAT rhetorical question.

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"Rhetorical question....rhetorical question.....Why can't I find a definition for that??" asked the college student as he searched the dictionary.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:56 pm

"The dictionary was invented by Sir Albert Dictionary," read the student as he began his poorly prepared report.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Wed Apr 21, 2010 8:30 am

"Prepared report for the meeting" wrote the junior executive on his Facebook page.

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