What Would You Do If.......

Umm. give it to her i guess

WWYDI You broke something of your family/friend? Would tell them or cover it up buy replacing it?

Tell them, then replace it.

WWYDI Paul McCartney kept hassling you?

I'd call the cops. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's being hassled by former Beatles.

WWYDI you found out the world was going to end in 24 hours?

Rob wrote:

I'd call the cops.  If there's one thing I can't stand, it's being hassled by former Beatles.

WWYDI you found out the world was going to end in 24 hours?

I know, I had to get an injunction against Ringo in the 90s.

I would probably listen to Odessa by the Bee Gees.

WWYDI you ran out of coffee and couldn't get to the store?

I hear you, man. I had to get an unlisted number to get George off my back in the '70s.

I would break into my emergency supply of caffeine tablets.

WWYDI you suspected your house was haunted?

John came on to my big sister in 1969, damn Beatles.

It's more likely me to be haunted rather than my house.

WWYDI your washing machine suddenly broke whilst your clothes were inside and you couldn't open the door?

You have to buy new clothes & machine.

WWYDI Someone stole your pet?

I would call out the code tone for "wet treats" and see if the pet could hear it and escape from its captor.

What would you to if you dreamt while sleeping in the sitting position instead of lying down?

Not much

WWYDI a huge centipede crawled onto your computer keyboard while you were typing?

Freak out!

WWYDI there was a power outage that went on for more than a day?

I would deal with it the best way I can.

WWYDI lightening struck a tree in your yard?

Lightning is very rare here and I don't have a garden with a tree.

WWYDI you were given a choice and you could only have the internet or TV (and no TV viewing online)?

Internet. I do not watch TV

WWYDI 

hmm. Try to get to away,

WWDI You found a purse with $100 dollars?