Play Hangman!!! :)

Sign on the door of a repair shop:

W E - _ A N - _ I _ - A N _ T H I N _ . -
_ L E A S E - K N _ _ K , - T H E - _ E L L - D _ E S N ' T - W _ R K.

Used letters: RASH TWINKLED

I wonder if that would make the rash less bothersome.

C, please.

Sign on the door of a repair shop:

W E - C A N - _ I _ - A N _ T H I N _ . -
_ L E A S E - K N _ C K , - T H E - _ E L L - D _ E S N ' T - W _ R K.

Used letters: THICK NERD LAWS

Tell us about them "thick nerd laws", lawman.

Why?

Well... there were these nerds, and they were pretty thick... and they needed laws. So how else could they get 'em unless they enacted some thick nerd laws? Use your head, man. It's common knowledge.

Sign on the door of a repair shop:

W E - C A N - _ I _ - A N Y T H I N _ . -
_ L E A S E - K N _ C K , - T H E - _ E L L - D _ E S N ' T - W _ R K.

Used letters: WRINKLED YACHTS

Ahh, I knew you wouldn't let me down.

Gee!

Sign on the door of a repair shop:

W E - C A N - _ I _ - A N Y T H I N G . -
_ L E A S E - K N _ C K , - T H E - _ E L L - D _ E S N ' T - W _ R K.

Used letters: WATCHING ELKS DRY (there's so little to do up here )

And yet, where do people from around here go on vacation?? "Up north".

O, please.

Sign on the door of a repair shop:

W E - C A N - _ I _ - A N Y T H I N G . -
_ L E A S E - K N O C K , - T H E - _ E L L - D O E S N ' T - W O R K.

Used letters: CAGED HONKY TWIRLS

"We can fix anything. Please knock, the bell doesn't work."

Fast!

Eyes?

A personal fact

I - _ _ _ _ _ _ - _ _ _ _ _ _ _ - _ _ _ _ - I - _ _ _ - _ - _ _ _ _ _ _ - _ _ _ _

Used Letter
I

I was writing a PM, and I almost forgot what my puzzle was - and it's about me!

Is there a bee?

Any A's?

Hi, Alex.

Ess?

A personal fact

I - A _ _ _ S _ - _ _ _ _ _ _ _ - _ _ _ _ - I - _ A S - A - _ I _ _ _ _ - _ I _ _

Used Letters
ABIS

W?

L?

A personal fact

I - A L _ _ S _ - _ _ _ W _ _ _ - W _ _ _ - I - W A S - A - L I _ _ L _ - _ I _ L

Used Letters
I BAWLS

So unbecoming.

Coupla dees, please.

A personal fact

I - A L _ _ S _ - D _ _ W _ _ D - W _ _ _ - I - W A S - A - L I _ _ L _ - _ I _ L

Used Letters
SLAW BID

Rob! Just add it to the list.