My Keepership. I'm serious......

When I get to 301 posts I wish to be the Keeper of the Ingalls Outhouse.
Don't laugh, its not a joke, I mean this. I think it fits my personality. I promise to treat the outhouse with respect and keep it clean at all times.
(Ok, maybe its ok to laugh a little bit.)
If approved would I have to make picture or does someone else do that?

LOL Joe....well I suppose someone should 'keep' the outhouse for the Ingalls....they need somewhere to 'go', after all!


Love it!

When you're ready, let me know, I'll do the Keepership

Thank you Miss Amy and Miss Carol!! Start workin' on it because I got a feeling my 300 is coming up soon!!
I've got plans for it!! I'm going to hang a pine tree air freshener and put extra rolls of 2 ply tp in it, not the cheap stuff either.
Hand sanitizer, solar powered lights for dookies in the dark, ceramic wash basin and wall to wall plush carpeting. A modest library with Olesons Mercantile Monthly and of course a choice selection of Harriets Happenings clippings.
I'm just bursting with ideas!!

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You do know the outhouse got blown up a few times right? Don't take too long in there.

Joe wrote:

I'm just bursting with ideas!!

Considering the topic, I'm grateful that ideas are all you're bursting with.

I have some prunes.

Gin wrote:

You do know the outhouse got blown up a few times right? Don't take too long in there.

Should be no problem, I'm having industrial rated exaust fans installed. They are so powerful you never touch the seat, you hover.

Rob wrote:

Joe wrote:

I'm just bursting with ideas!!

Considering the topic, I'm grateful that ideas are all you're bursting with.

Ok, Mr. Smartyshoes. That comment right there just cost you the right to use my Keepership Ingalls Outhouse. Yeah, that's right. Now where you gonna go when you gotta go when you're in this forum?

(Rob, remember when I pm'ed you this keepership idea 2 years ago?)

Hee hee.

Make sure to include a fire extinguisher...

alexczarn wrote:

Hee hee.

Make sure to include a fire extinguisher...

Great idea!! Safety first!!
Come to think about it, a retractable sun roof might be nice too.

Joe wrote:

alexczarn wrote:

Hee hee.

Make sure to include a fire extinguisher...

Great idea!! Safety first!!
Come to think about it, a retractable sun roof might be nice too.

Vanesa.

So long as you have magazines, it's all good to me.

And I wish I'd thought of it first.

Joe wrote:

(Rob, remember when I pm'ed you this keepership idea 2 years ago?)

I do... and see what happens when you dare to dream?

Better put some weights in the bottom of it, I recall it tipping over with Carrie inside....

No I think it needs some extra bracing.

Joe wrote:

Gin wrote:

You do know the outhouse got blown up a few times right? Don't take too long in there.

Should be no problem, I'm having industrial rated exaust fans installed. They are so powerful you never touch the seat, you hover.

Rofl that is an excellent idea for a keepership!

Dookies in the dark....

Rhonda wrote:

Better put some weights in the bottom of it, I recall it tipping over with Carrie inside....

Rest assured Miss Rhonda, I have the finest engineers working on the plans at this very moment. It WILL be structually sound. It's tough dealing with them though. They convinced me we may have to eliminate the bidet, its just not feasable when you consider I only have 6 square feet of floor space to work with.

Don't make it too comfy! Carrie was never out of it when it was just a basic outhouse! She might want to spend more time there if it's really hi-tech!

Well it will stop her getting lost...

What about a Heater? Mr Edwards gotta have a Heater in the winter time

JW wrote:

What about a Heater? Mr Edwards gotta have a Heater in the winter time

He'd spark up the fire under the spit, and he'd do fine and not care. Isiah always made his own way. So long as there's something to fetch for supper, he was all good.

JW's got a point. It gets mighty cold a'round Walnut Grove come winter time. Although flatbroke offered up a solution, I'm not sure if everyone wants to make like Isiah makes. Some of us like the creature comforts.

Ps, you guys have made this really fun, I hope you are smiling twice as much as I.