Murphy's Lesser Known Laws

Subject: Murphy's Lesser Known Laws Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:47 am

Murphy's Lesser Known Laws

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

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Subject: Re: Murphy's Lesser Known Laws Tue Mar 27, 2007 11:09 am

:haha: Rhonda!

Here's one for the list: Some people are like Slinkies. They're not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

Subject: Re: Murphy's Lesser Known Laws Tue Mar 27, 2007 11:39 am

:Hahaha: I love that one Rob!!! I have heard it before and had forgotten about it.....good thing the boss was out of the office when I read it!!!

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:Hahaha: Those are so funny!!

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Subject: Re: Murphy's Lesser Known Laws Tue Mar 27, 2007 2:32 pm

Love em!

Subject: Re: Murphy's Lesser Known Laws Tue Mar 27, 2007 4:31 pm

:haha: I love this place! You're always guaranteed a good laugh! Thanks, Rhonda! ROTFL

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Subject: Re: Murphy's Lesser Known Laws Tue Mar 27, 2007 4:52 pm

Hey, that's what I'm here for....and I am wondering how many of you have a lot of dead battery cases around your house?

Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

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Rob wrote:: :haha: Rhonda!

Here's one for the list: Some people are like Slinkies. They're not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

That's hilarious!

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Rhonda wrote:: Hey, that's what I'm here for....and I am wondering how many of you have a lot of dead battery cases around your house?

Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

:Hahaha: *Raises hand* Yep. I have several dead battery cases. It never fails..........I put fresh batteries in, and my two youngest nephews can SMELL that the flashlight is now working again. No matter where I hide it! And, of course, then they have to turn it on and use it til the batteries die again. Which turns it back into a dead battery case again. :Hahaha:

Subject: Re: Murphy's Lesser Known Laws Tue Mar 27, 2007 11:48 pm

Rhonda wrote:: Hey, that's what I'm here for....and I am wondering how many of you have a lot of dead battery cases around your house?

Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

Ain't it the truth! Ain't it the truth! :Hahaha:

Subject: Re: Murphy's Lesser Known Laws Wed Mar 28, 2007 10:16 am

Rhonda wrote:: Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

Sure do! Where else would you keep the dead batteries? *LOL*

Subject: Re: Murphy's Lesser Known Laws Fri Jan 13, 2012 8:26 pm

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