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+5pamh36 Debbie ChristinaAL Savannah Rhonda 9 posters |
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Rhonda Prairie Survivor
Number of posts : 21216 Location : On my bike!!! Mood :
| Subject: Excerts From a Diary Fri Mar 30, 2007 2:31 pm | |
| Excerpts from a Dog's Diary
6:00am - At last! I Go Pee! My favorite thing!
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
6:00 pm - They're home! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
Excerpts from a Cat's Diary
Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet.
I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am.
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now..
CANCER FREE!!! April 9, 1998-April 9, 2025-I AM A SURVIVOR!!! | |
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Savannah "Psalm 34"
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| Subject: Re: Excerts From a Diary Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:08 pm | |
| :Hahaha: :Hahaha: Too true!! | |
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| Subject: Re: Excerts From a Diary Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:33 pm | |
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ChristinaAL Little House Lady
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Debbie Mom Of 2 Kitties
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pamh36 Ingalls Friend for Life
Number of posts : 5900 Location : Michigan
| Subject: Re: Excerts From a Diary Mon Apr 02, 2007 6:16 pm | |
| *LOL* As a dog and cat owner I can definitely say, this is so true! | |
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Lily "Beautiful Life"
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Rhonda Prairie Survivor
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| Subject: Re: Excerts From a Diary Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:29 am | |
| Just wanted to add some rules that the dogs have............. Dog Property Rules :idance: 1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If its in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.
7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
10. If its broken, it's yours. CANCER FREE!!! April 9, 1998-April 9, 2025-I AM A SURVIVOR!!! | |
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Amy Somewhere in Time
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| Subject: Re: Excerts From a Diary Thu Apr 05, 2007 9:48 am | |
| These are great!! LOL...the dog property rules also applies to toddlers!! :haha: “Not all of us can do great things. But we can do small things with great love.”
~Mother Teresa | |
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Rhonda Prairie Survivor
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| Subject: Re: Excerts From a Diary Thu Apr 05, 2007 10:23 am | |
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Savannah "Psalm 34"
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Rhonda Prairie Survivor
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| Subject: Re: Excerts From a Diary Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:59 am | |
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Melissa Frontier Traveler
Number of posts : 561 Location : New York City
| Subject: Re: Excerts From a Diary Sun Apr 08, 2007 12:54 am | |
| Haha that was so cute. I especially liked "I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage." haha. | |
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LHDaisy New Pioneer
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