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Rhonda Prairie Survivor
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| Subject: LAUGH! Sat Apr 14, 2007 12:16 pm | |
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Lily "Beautiful Life"
Number of posts : 6784 Location : In the town shopping Mood :
| Subject: Re: LAUGH! Sat Apr 14, 2007 12:25 pm | |
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LHDaisy New Pioneer
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| Subject: Re: LAUGH! Sun Apr 15, 2007 9:02 pm | |
| Chris sent me this Fri. I laughed my behind off. :Hahaha: |
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Carol Adventure Seeker
Number of posts : 8665 Location : California Country Mood :
| Subject: Re: LAUGH! Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:34 am | |
| This is tooo funny! | |
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pamh36 Ingalls Friend for Life
Number of posts : 5900 Location : Michigan
| Subject: Re: LAUGH! Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:00 pm | |
| You have no idea how much I needed that!! | |
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flatbroke Man of Constant Sorrow
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| Subject: Re: LAUGH! Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:39 am | |
| {sigh}....Rhonda....{shakes head}....you ain't right. | |
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Rhonda Prairie Survivor
Number of posts : 21216 Location : On my bike!!! Mood :
| Subject: Re: LAUGH! Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:43 am | |
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flatbroke Man of Constant Sorrow
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| Subject: Re: LAUGH! Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:49 am | |
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Rhonda Prairie Survivor
Number of posts : 21216 Location : On my bike!!! Mood :
| Subject: Re: LAUGH! Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:52 am | |
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Carol Adventure Seeker
Number of posts : 8665 Location : California Country Mood :
| Subject: Re: LAUGH! Tue Apr 24, 2007 2:43 pm | |
| :lol!: Or should I say... "hia.. hia... hia... hiaa.... " | |
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LHDaisy New Pioneer
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Misti Red Hummingbird
Number of posts : 4112 Location : Texas Mood :
| Subject: Re: LAUGH! Thu May 10, 2007 5:03 pm | |
| I'm too lazy to search out the "jokes" thread and I'm not sure if this joke has been posted before, but here's one: CLEANING CHICKENS
"Late again," the third-grade teacher said to little Sammy. "It ain't my fault," Miss Crabtree. "You can blame this on my Daddy. The reason I'm three hours late is Daddy sleeps naked!"
Now Miss Crabtree had taught grammar school for thirty-some-odd years. So she asked little Sammy what he meant by that, despite her mounting fears. Full of grins and mischief, and in the flower of his youth, little Sammy and trouble were old friends, but he always told the truth.
"You see, Miss Crabtree, at the ranch we got this here lowdown coyote. The last Few nights he done et six hens and killed Ma's best milk goat. And last night, when Daddy heard a noise out in the chicken pen, he grabbed his gun and said to Ma, "That coyote's back again, I'm a gonna git him!'"
"Stay back, he yelled to all us kids!" He was naked as a jaybird, no boots, no pants, no shirt! To the hen house he crawled, just like an Injun on the snoop. Then he stuck that double barrel through the window of the coop. As he stared into the darkness, with coyotes on his mind, our old hound dog Zeke had done woke up and come a sneakin' up behind Daddy. Then we all looked on plumb helpless old Zeke stuck that cold nose in Daddy's crack!
"Miss Crabtree, we been cleanin' chickens since three o'clock this mornin'!"
"I would fight for you - I'd lie for you - walk the wire for you - ya I'd die for you..." | |
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Rhonda Prairie Survivor
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| Subject: Re: LAUGH! Thu May 10, 2007 7:34 pm | |
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Misti Red Hummingbird
Number of posts : 4112 Location : Texas Mood :
| Subject: Re: LAUGH! Thu May 10, 2007 11:52 pm | |
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Misti Red Hummingbird
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| Subject: Re: LAUGH! Thu May 10, 2007 11:53 pm | |
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Carol Adventure Seeker
Number of posts : 8665 Location : California Country Mood :
| Subject: Re: LAUGH! Fri May 11, 2007 12:37 pm | |
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Rhonda Prairie Survivor
Number of posts : 21216 Location : On my bike!!! Mood :
| Subject: Re: LAUGH! Fri May 11, 2007 1:12 pm | |
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Rob Nip it in the bud!
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| Subject: Re: LAUGH! Fri May 11, 2007 2:17 pm | |
| Hmm, ever since she mentioned Anton LaVey... | |
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flatbroke Man of Constant Sorrow
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| Subject: Re: LAUGH! Fri May 11, 2007 5:52 pm | |
| - Rob wrote:
- Hmm, ever since she mentioned Anton LaVey...
So THAT'S where all the goats are disappearing to...... :think: | |
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Krissy Ingalls Friend for Life
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