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PostSubject: Slip of the tongue   Slip of the tongue EmptyTue Jul 26, 2011 12:10 am

A just out-of-seminary pastor was about to conduct his first wedding and was worried sick. An elderly preacher gave him some advice, "If you lose your place in the ceremony book or you forget your lines, start quoting scriptures until you find your place."

The wedding day came. And, sure enough, the young man forgot where he was in the ritual. Unfortunately, the only verse he could think of was, "Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do."

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PostSubject: Re: Slip of the tongue   Slip of the tongue EmptyTue Jul 26, 2011 12:43 pm

ROTFL Ain't that the truth!!!


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PostSubject: Re: Slip of the tongue   Slip of the tongue EmptyTue Jul 26, 2011 10:01 pm

He he ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL


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PostSubject: Re: Slip of the tongue   Slip of the tongue EmptyFri Jul 29, 2011 1:49 pm

Great one, Alex!!!!! Amen to that!


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PostSubject: Re: Slip of the tongue   Slip of the tongue EmptySun Jan 22, 2012 9:05 pm

lol


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PostSubject: Re: Slip of the tongue   Slip of the tongue EmptyMon Jan 23, 2012 10:39 pm

LOL! Laughing Poor couple who were getting married, but what a story they'd have to tell!
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