From Deputy Fife...

"Psalm 34" Number of posts : 54431 Mood :

In doing some deep, intense research, I found a very valuable document that was penned by the one and only. . . . Fife! I thought we could all benefit from its words of wisdom. batEyes

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From Deputy Fife... Fife_Grammar2-1

Subject: Re: From Deputy Fife... Wed Jul 27, 2011 6:30 pm

Wew! Those are great, but they are not easy to follow...Fife is a genius..but other people just cannot understand him! Genius are never understood by his contemporaries... grinsmiley

Vanesa.

Subject: Re: From Deputy Fife... Wed Jul 27, 2011 6:49 pm

wow!!! robs tough job.

“Tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it... Yet.” ― L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables

Subject: Re: From Deputy Fife... Wed Jul 27, 2011 6:53 pm

Umm... Thanks, Fife? OhMy

Subject: Re: From Deputy Fife... Wed Jul 27, 2011 7:41 pm

Vanesa wrote:: Fife is a genius.

Couldn't have said it better myself, Vanesa. From Deputy Fife... 702150

Great list, Savannah! From Deputy Fife... 39447

I'd like to add, "A preposition is something you should never end a sentence with." From Deputy Fife... 185146

Subject: Re: From Deputy Fife... Wed Jul 27, 2011 8:23 pm

Uh oh, so if we break one of these, we are Fifeable?

Subject: Re: From Deputy Fife... Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:10 pm

Yep, he'll nip it in the bud.....Just Nip It! HeeHee

CANCER FREE!!! April 9, 1998-April 9, 2025-I AM A SURVIVOR!!!

Subject: Re: From Deputy Fife... Thu Jul 28, 2011 9:42 am

Subject: Re: From Deputy Fife... Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:11 am

Somehow I feel like writing here just got even more difficult, if that's possible! HeeHee

Love this!! Thumbsup

Subject: Re: From Deputy Fife... Thu Jul 28, 2011 6:09 pm

alexczarn wrote:: Uh oh, so if we break one of these, we are Fifeable?

Vanesa.

Subject: Re: From Deputy Fife... Fri Jul 29, 2011 11:59 am

Rob wrote:: I'd like to add, "A preposition is something you should never end a sentence with."

I could feign stupidity and do a citizen's arrest. Wink

Subject: Re: From Deputy Fife... Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:08 pm

I pride myself on the fact that I never have to feign stupidity. From Deputy Fife... 771460

Subject: Re: From Deputy Fife... Fri Jul 29, 2011 4:42 pm

I will be sure to give this to my Dad if he gets the police officer job!

"The beauty of a woman is incredibly radiant when she finds her identity, her confidence, & her hope in Christ alone. "

From Deputy Fife... JuliaKeeper

Subject: Re: From Deputy Fife... Fri Jul 29, 2011 5:02 pm

MissYoungClassic wrote:: I will be sure to give this to my Dad if he gets the police officer job!

Just don't let him on here. HeeHee

Subject: Re: From Deputy Fife... Fri Jul 29, 2011 5:38 pm

alexczarn wrote:

MissYoungClassic wrote:: I will be sure to give this to my Dad if he gets the police officer job!

Just don't let him on here. HeeHee

Why's that? Smile

"The beauty of a woman is incredibly radiant when she finds her identity, her confidence, & her hope in Christ alone. "

From Deputy Fife... JuliaKeeper

Subject: Re: From Deputy Fife... Fri Jul 29, 2011 5:39 pm

Because 4 is way too HeeHee

many. We have the Sheriff, Constable and Deputy Fife.

Subject: Re: From Deputy Fife... Fri Jul 29, 2011 5:40 pm

Haha! But the dept. he is trying to get on with is the best!

"The beauty of a woman is incredibly radiant when she finds her identity, her confidence, & her hope in Christ alone. "

From Deputy Fife... JuliaKeeper

Subject: Re: From Deputy Fife... Fri Jul 29, 2011 5:42 pm

That has to go past the county clerk. Smile

Subject: Re: From Deputy Fife... Fri Jul 29, 2011 5:42 pm

alexczarn wrote:: That has to go past the county clerk.

You mean the county cluck? ROTFL

"The beauty of a woman is incredibly radiant when she finds her identity, her confidence, & her hope in Christ alone. "

From Deputy Fife... JuliaKeeper

Subject: Re: From Deputy Fife... Fri Jul 29, 2011 5:43 pm

Is that some southern USA expression?

Subject: Re: From Deputy Fife... Sat Jul 30, 2011 12:09 pm

Rob wrote:: I pride myself on the fact that I never have to feign stupidity.

For some people it comes quite naturally. Whistle

Couldn't resist! grinsmiley

Subject: Re: From Deputy Fife... Sat Jul 30, 2011 1:51 pm

Prairie Dweller wrote:: For some people it comes quite naturally.

I was waiting for someone to say that. From Deputy Fife... 440956

Er, I mean... From Deputy Fife... 954985

Subject: Re: From Deputy Fife... Sat Jul 30, 2011 5:51 pm

alexczarn wrote:: Is that some southern USA expression?

Well, if it is I don't know about it. It means basically someone who doesn't know what they are doing.

"The beauty of a woman is incredibly radiant when she finds her identity, her confidence, & her hope in Christ alone. "

From Deputy Fife... JuliaKeeper

Subject: Re: From Deputy Fife... Sat Jul 30, 2011 5:57 pm

I remember Margaret calling Klinger that on MASH: "Our defective company cluck." From Deputy Fife... 811339

Subject: Re: From Deputy Fife... Sat Jul 30, 2011 6:04 pm

MissYoungClassic wrote:

alexczarn wrote:: Is that some southern USA expression?

Well, if it is I don't know about it. It means basically someone who doesn't know what they are doing.

Ah ha!

Rob wrote:: I remember Margaret calling Klinger that on MASH: "Our defective company cluck."

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