Haiku for you!

"Psalm 34" Number of posts : 54431 Mood :

A white Christmas Eve
The snow drifts so gracefully
Merry Christmas, All!

Subject: Re: Haiku for you! Sat Jan 12, 2008 12:22 pm

Haikus to Enjoy at Work :haha:

The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
endless others exist.

Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down

A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.

There is a chasm
of carbon and silicon
the software can't bridge.

Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that

To have no errors
Would be life without meaning
No struggle, no joy

You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.

CANCER FREE!!! April 9, 1998-April 9, 2025-I AM A SURVIVOR!!!

"Psalm 34" Number of posts : 54431 Mood :

:Hahaha: I love the last one! :Hahaha:

Subject: Re: Haiku for you! Sun Jan 13, 2008 4:28 pm

Workin' on Haikus

No keyboard present
Hit F1 to continue
Zen engineering?

Hal, open the file
Hal, open the darn file, Hal
Open the file, please Hal

Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.

Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.

The ten thousand things
How long do any persist?
Netscape, too, has gone.

Rather than a beep
Or a rude error message,
These words: "File not found."

Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

ROTFL

CANCER FREE!!! April 9, 1998-April 9, 2025-I AM A SURVIVOR!!!

Subject: Re: Haiku for you! Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:21 am

Workplace Haikus

The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
countless others exist

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

Seeing my great fault
Through darkening blue windows
I begin again

The code was willing,
It considered your request,
But the chips were weak.

Printer not ready.
Could be a fatal error.
Have a pen handy?

A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

CANCER FREE!!! April 9, 1998-April 9, 2025-I AM A SURVIVOR!!!

Subject: Re: Haiku for you! Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:14 am

Haikus for the Workplace :haha:

Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.

Server's poor response
Not quick enough for browser.
Timed out, plum blossom.

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

Login incorrect.
Only perfect spellers may
enter this system.

This site has been moved.
We'd tell you where, but then we'd
have to delete you.

Wind catches lily
scatt'ring petals to the wind:
segmentation fault

ABORTED effort:
Save and close all that you have.
You ask way too much.

First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.

With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.

The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao, until
You bring fresh toner.

CANCER FREE!!! April 9, 1998-April 9, 2025-I AM A SURVIVOR!!!

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Rhonda wrote:: With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.

THAT one is frightening! :Hahaha:

Subject: Re: Haiku for you! Thu Jan 17, 2008 5:33 pm

Rhonda wrote:: With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.

:faint2:

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*Runs to get Rob the smelling salts*

Get the smelling salts!
Rob is rendered unconscious.
Not YOUR novel, Rob!

Subject: Re: Haiku for you! Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:34 pm

Thank you, Savannah.
I swooned like Mrs. Oleson:
"It's a miracle!"

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February's end.
One extra day in the month.
How shall I use it?

Subject: Re: Haiku for you! Thu Sep 11, 2008 12:15 am

Game fell to page four.
Decided to bring it back.
Please join in with me.
ROTFL

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Subject: Re: Haiku for you! Sat Sep 13, 2008 12:10 am

Now it's on page two....
Anyone going to play?
Don't leave me alone......
Blue

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I'd play with you more,
But it's past my bedtime now.
Morning comes quickly. :cabn:

Subject: Re: Haiku for you! Sat Sep 13, 2008 7:32 am

Morning comes quickly,
Sooner than some of us like.
Mine started at five.......
Yawn

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Wow, it's been a LONG time since this game was played - but I was reminded of it today when a friend wrote a haiku....SO....here we are again...The rules remain the same - the first line has 5 syllables, second line has 7, third line has five. It doesn't have to rhyme. And now:

Haiku reappears.
It has long been in hiding.
Will you play the game?

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Together in faith.
We'll gather as one and pray.
Seeking God's blessing.

(In other words - I'm off to prayer meeting. See you when I get back!)

Subject: Re: Haiku for you! Wed Jun 22, 2011 6:57 pm

Savannah wrote:: Wow, it's been a LONG time since this game was played - but I was reminded of it today when a friend wrote a haiku....SO....here we are again...The rules remain the same - the first line has 5 syllables, second line has 7, third line has five. It doesn't have to rhyme.

OH MY GOODNESS!!! I almost bumped this up yesterday, but ran out of time..... ***Twilight Zone music playing in the background.***

Hello Savannah,
I hope you are fine today.
Glad you brought this back. Thumbsup

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"Psalm 34" Number of posts : 54431 Mood :

Great minds think alike!
Thank you for playing, Rhonda!
The poetry game! Haiku for you! - Page 2 811339

Subject: Re: Haiku for you! Wed Jun 22, 2011 10:26 pm

A little rusty,
Playing this game called Haiku.
I will play with you!
hi5

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"Psalm 34" Number of posts : 54431 Mood :

The rain is falling.
The birds continue to sing.
A beautiful day!

(Rhonda, I meant to mention last night...That's so funny that you had nearly bumped this up, too! I'd completely forgotten about this game until I got a haiku yesterday! It was quite a fun game on our old board - I hope it revives here. Haiku for you! - Page 2 185146