Only in America jokes

these are sooo funny

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America.....do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

11. Only in America......can a homeless combat veteran live in a cardboard box and a draft dodger live in the White House. (This was popular when Clinton was in office)

You're right, those are funny. But each one of them happens in Canada too, lol.

ohh! sry for all of you out of the US

LIWnut wrote:

You're right, those are funny. But each one of them happens in Canada too, lol.

I bet #11 doesn't.

yeah

Also, only in America..........we have escalators in front of the gym.

some do!

White House/Sussex Drive, almost the same thing

Huh...Most of them are working also for Argentina...I'd rather think that we are living in a crazy, crazy world!!!! :think:

Vanesa.

yup they all happned in canada too haha

i loved it

thats kool