Good Advice From Kids

Subject: Good Advice From Kids Thu Nov 01, 2007 7:33 am

Good Advice From Kids :haha:

"Never trust a dog to watch your food." -Patrick, age 10

"When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' Don't answer." -Hannah, age 9

Never tell your Mom her diet's not working." -Michael, age 14

"Stay away from prunes." -Randy, age 9

"Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to." -Emily, age 10

"When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair." -Taylia, age 11

"Never let your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment." -Traci, age 14

"A puppy always has bad breath--even after eating a Tic-Tac." - Andrew, age 9

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Subject: Re: Good Advice From Kids Thu Nov 01, 2007 11:29 am

Hah, those are funny!!
<ine would be "Never leave your crayon box in the car on a hot summer day." grinsmiley

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Those are cute.

Subject: Re: Good Advice From Kids Thu Nov 01, 2007 12:25 pm

*LOL* I love it!

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very true i might add lol

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Haha!

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lol...

Subject: Re: Good Advice From Kids Thu Nov 01, 2007 11:02 pm

I was wondering about dogs bad breath. Yes..they indeed have bad breath, poor things...Why? I could never resolve it.

Vanesa. :haha:

Subject: Re: Good Advice From Kids Mon Nov 05, 2007 8:15 am

More Good Advice From Kids-PART 2

"Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time." - Kyoyo, age 11

"You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk." -Amir, age 9

"Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts." -Kellie, age 11

"If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse." -Naomi, age 15

"Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick." -Lauren, age 9

"Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat." -Joel, age 10

"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom when she's on the phone." -Alyesha, age 13

"Never try to baptize a cat." -Eileen, age 8

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:Hahaha: And you *know* that the children speak from experience! :Hahaha:

Subject: Re: Good Advice From Kids Tue Nov 06, 2007 7:58 am

Good stuff, Rhonda! Laughing

Rhonda wrote:: "Never try to baptize a cat." -Eileen, age 8

Well, there go my plans for the weekend.

Subject: Re: Good Advice From Kids Tue Nov 06, 2007 9:44 am

Oh, these are so good! LOL!

I love this one: "if you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse!"

Too cute...thanks for sharing, Rhonda! Thumbsup

“Not all of us can do great things. But we can do small things with great love.”

~Mother Teresa

Subject: Re: Good Advice From Kids Tue Nov 06, 2007 11:12 pm

Yes. My poor nephew Alberto wants a dog, but his mother wouldn't let him too. So, I'll advice him to start asking a horse! ROTFL

Vanesa.

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:Hahaha: Vanesa!

Subject: Re: Good Advice From Kids Thu Nov 08, 2007 7:10 pm

those are sooo funny!@

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