FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:
5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen. "
4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to. "
3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time. "
2. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close? "
And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...
1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen. "
"Within the heart of every stray, lies the singular desire to be loved."