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Rhonda Prairie Survivor
Number of posts : 21216 Location : On my bike!!! Mood :
| Subject: Birth Order of Children Mon Jul 30, 2007 5:51 pm | |
| BIRTH ORDER OF CHILDREN
1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy.
2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.
3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes. _______________
Preparing for the Birth:
1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.
2nd baby: You don't bother because you remember that last time, breathing didn't do a thing.
3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your eighth month ________________
The Layette:
1st baby: You pre-wash newborn's clothes, color-coordinate them, and fold them neatly in the baby's little bureau.
2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discard only the ones with the darkest stains.
3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't they? ________________
Worries:
1st baby: At the first sign of distress - a whimper, a frown, - you pick up the baby.
2nd baby: You pick the baby up when her wails threaten to wake your firstborn.
3rd baby: You teach your three-year-old how to rewind the mechanical swing ________________
Pacifier:
1st baby: If the pacifier falls on the floor, you put it away until you can go home and wash and boil it.
2nd baby: When the pacifier falls on the floor, you squirt it off with some juice from the baby's bottle.
3rd baby: You wipe it off on your shirt and pop it back in. _______________
Diapering:
1st baby: You change your baby's diapers every hour, whether they need it or not.
2nd baby: You change their diaper every two to three hours, if needed.
3rd baby: You try to change their diaper before others start to complain about the smell or you see it sagging to their knees. _____________
Activities:
1st baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swing, and Baby Story Hour.
2nd baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.
3rd baby: You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaner. _____________
Going Out:
1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call home five times.
2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a number where you can be reached.
3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees blood. ____________
At Home:
1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.
2nd baby: You spend a bit of everyday watching to be sure your older child isn't squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby.
3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children. ____________
Swallowing Coins (a favorite):
1st child: When first child swallows a coin, you rush the child to the hospital and demand x-rays.
2nd child: When second child swallows a coin, you carefully watch for the coin to pass.
3rd child: When third child swallows a coin you deduct it from his allowance! ___________
(The older the mother, the funnier this is!) ___________________
GRANDCHILDREN:
God's reward for allowing your children to live! I have 3 boys......so funny and so true!!! CANCER FREE!!! April 9, 1998-April 9, 2023-I AM A SURVIVOR!!! | |
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HarrisonCrosby4387 THE #1 Survivor fan
Number of posts : 4828 Location : AT THE CIVIC ARENA. Mood :
| Subject: Re: Birth Order of Children Mon Jul 30, 2007 6:34 pm | |
| Haha, that was funny! Beckie LETS GO PENS! | |
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Savannah "Psalm 34"
Number of posts : 54431 Mood :
| Subject: Re: Birth Order of Children Mon Jul 30, 2007 7:40 pm | |
| Hmmmmm.......those could explain a lot about me: I'm the third born. :Hahaha: | |
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| Subject: Re: Birth Order of Children Mon Jul 30, 2007 7:46 pm | |
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Lily "Beautiful Life"
Number of posts : 6784 Location : In the town shopping Mood :
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Misti Red Hummingbird
Number of posts : 4112 Location : Texas Mood :
| Subject: Re: Birth Order of Children Mon Jul 30, 2007 11:13 pm | |
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RoseRed Frontier Traveler
Number of posts : 372
| Subject: Re: Birth Order of Children Mon Jul 30, 2007 11:34 pm | |
| lol You remain responsible.. Forever... For what you have tamed. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Birth Order of Children Tue Jul 31, 2007 7:32 am | |
| - Misti wrote:
- Hey, were they videotaping my household?
That sounds like my house too. |
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emilyanneoftheprairie Sid's Girl
Number of posts : 3538 Location : near the Penguins and Steelers lovin' city!!! Mood :
| Subject: Re: Birth Order of Children Tue Jul 31, 2007 4:36 pm | |
| that was really funny! of course i don't have kids yet! | |
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Kathleen Marie Prairie Settler
Number of posts : 685
| Subject: Re: Birth Order of Children Wed Aug 01, 2007 6:13 pm | |
| Oh that is so true!! It is unbelievable how much you relax as you have more children.. | |
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HarrisonCrosby4387 THE #1 Survivor fan
Number of posts : 4828 Location : AT THE CIVIC ARENA. Mood :
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JW Isaiah Edwards
Number of posts : 9016 Location : Life is short! embrace it with a SMILE. Mood :
| Subject: Re: Birth Order of Children Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:48 pm | |
| Well I should i feel I was the 7th Child lol But it's fun when you have a big family | |
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Carol Adventure Seeker
Number of posts : 8665 Location : California Country Mood :
| Subject: Re: Birth Order of Children Thu Aug 02, 2007 11:45 am | |
| That was funny. | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Birth Order of Children Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:26 pm | |
| HAHA! That might explain me a little bit... (second child) |
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emilyanneoftheprairie Sid's Girl
Number of posts : 3538 Location : near the Penguins and Steelers lovin' city!!! Mood :
| Subject: Re: Birth Order of Children Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:42 pm | |
| i want to have alot of kids | |
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EllieJane Frontier Traveler
Number of posts : 542 Location : USA Mood :
| Subject: Re: Birth Order of Children Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:54 pm | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Birth Order of Children Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:57 pm | |
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brenda_m Frontier Traveler
Number of posts : 588
| Subject: Re: Birth Order of Children Sat Nov 24, 2007 10:39 pm | |
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Krissy Ingalls Friend for Life
Number of posts : 45733 Location : Ontario, Canada Mood :
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alexczarn Ingalls Friend for Life
Number of posts : 22999 Location : Victor Harbor, South Australia Mood :
| Subject: Re: Birth Order of Children Sat Jan 21, 2012 5:05 pm | |
| Bahahahahaha! | |
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Krissy Ingalls Friend for Life
Number of posts : 45733 Location : Ontario, Canada Mood :
| Subject: Re: Birth Order of Children Sun Jan 22, 2012 8:47 pm | |
| must be nice to have sis,bro “Tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it... Yet.” ― L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables | |
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