A Nut Story

I had my car inspected on Friday. I dropped off my car before work, then walked 2 blocks to my job. After work, I went to pick up my car. The mechanic who inspected my car said my car was in perfect health except a little nutty. (???) Well, apparantly a squirrel buried a walnut somewhere in my engine. I guess the little fella just wanted to start stashing his goods for the coming winter.

Lol Funny

Awww, Walnut let the squirrel share your car engine? He was only pecan in on it you know............... :unsure:

haha

Wow, be lucky it was that and not a bat sharing your car with you, lol!

Beckie

Rhonda wrote:

Awww, Walnut let the squirrel share your car engine? He was only pecan in on it you know............... :unsure:

Cashew see these jokes are going too far?

hahaha that is soo funny!!!! :haha:

Don't laugh until you read this: when I was litle, our car began to make odd things .It happened that a RAT had taken it as a nest for the winter. She would enter there every single night to sleep in the engine and she would bring things to it for our desperation, for we could not get rid of that rat, and every time we would put on the heat on the car, an awful odor would developpe in all the car. It was yucky. The little creature once brought a SOCK to the engine and later we found a whole potato there. Now, I find it funny, but it was awful back then. happily, the rat dissappeared and we didn't see her again after six months or so of fighting her. :hknight:

Vanesa. :gross:

Savannah wrote:

I keep rubbing my eye, and THEN remember the bruise that's there!

Bruise??

Rob wrote:

Savannah wrote:

I keep rubbing my eye, and THEN remember the bruise that's there!

Bruise??

Ya, she hit her head on the keyboard when she was laughing so hard!!! Ummm, right Savannah??? :unsure:

Rob, Rhonda, Savannah: All I can say is...it takes a nut to know one. :haha:

Well, this morning I got to work, parked my car in the lot, and I spotted that little fella, I immediately said to him: "I'm watching you little fella." I didn't realize that one of my co-workers was still sitting in her car getting ready to come out. Well, she saw me talking to the squirrel and said that I was a nut! I guess I'm just as nutty as my car.

Rhonda wrote:

Rob wrote:

Savannah wrote:

I keep rubbing my eye, and THEN remember the bruise that's there!

Bruise??

Ya, she hit her head on the keyboard when she was laughing so hard!!! Ummm, right Savannah??? :unsure:

:Hahaha: Well......not exactly, but it sounds good! LOL!

Lily wrote:

Rob, Rhonda, Savannah: All I can say is...it takes a nut to know one. :haha:

Well, this morning I got to work, parked my car in the lot, and I spotted that little fella, I immediately said to him: "I'm watching you little fella." I didn't realize that one of my co-workers was still sitting in her car getting ready to come out. Well, she saw me talking to the squirrel and said that I was a nut! I guess I'm just as nutty as my car.

LOL! Well, if she's your co-worker, and is just NOW figuring that out........ I'm just saying....... :shifty:

Rhonda wrote:

Awww, Walnut let the squirrel share your car engine? He was only pecan in on it you know............... :unsure:

....:Hahaha: :Hahaha:

lol

Rhonda wrote:

I guess they should've checked the nut behind the wheel as well.......

Ouch!!!

Beckie

Rhonda wrote:

I guess they should've checked the nut behind the wheel as well.......

Last time I checked, the nuts on my wheels are tight..........Oh you meant behind the wheel..........? :unsure: That nut is still hard to crack sometimes. :Hahaha:

Lily wrote:

Rhonda wrote:

I guess they should've checked the nut behind the wheel as well.......

Last time I checked, the nuts on my wheels are tight..........Oh you meant behind the wheel..........? :unsure: That nut is still hard to crack sometimes. :Hahaha:

Now ain't that the truth!!!!




You know I love ya Lily!!!

LOL Savannah!!


Rhonda!!