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Yes, yes, of course. Of course. Um... first of all, I'd like to thank everybody for coming by here tonight and, of course, for being present for my winning of this award. I know it sounds strange, but I do believe this trophy represents everything I've worked so hard to achieve over the years I've been a member to this wonderful community. Why, it still seems like it was only a few days ago that I was but a new pioneer, writing up my introduction thread and meeting you all for the very first time. I'd like to thank Misti for not striking me over the head with that trophy, btw. Oh yeah! I'd to thank Rob, who I believe is out there somewhere, maybe reading this message at his personal computer. I don't want to get too sentimental on you, but... well let's face it, I'd be lying if I said he wasn't the reason I'm standing before you today.

Last, I'd like to thank everyone else who submitted their entries for this game. I'd personally like to thank you all for not being anywhere near as good at it as I was. Because let's face it: I'm the best, I'm the winner, and I'm the champion. And everyone else here lost for a reason. I would say better luck next time, but... well, not to toot my own horn, but I’m beginning to really think that I may be unbeatable, unstoppable, and unlikely to lose.

Oh yeah, and I'd like to thank my parents for teaching me to be humble and level-headed at all times. (they told me to put that in here)

I realize I'm running out of time, but I'd really like it if I could end here by reading to you an essay I wrote about myself for this very momentous occasion in my life:

"I am good.
I work hard.
I cook.
I sew."

Thank you. Thank you all!!!

God bless!!! God bless!!!