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Lily "Beautiful Life"
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| Subject: SAT Test Answers Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:33 pm | |
| The following questions and answers were actually collected from SAT tests given in Springdale, Arkansas in 2000 to 16-year-old students.
Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: What is a planet? A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.
Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections? A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.
Q: What are steroids? A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. A: Premature death.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (E.g., abdomen.) A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.
Q: What is the Fibula? A: A small lie.
Q: What does "varicose" mean? A: Nearby.
Q: What is the most common form of birth control? A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.
Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarian Section." A: The caesarian section is a district in Rome.
Q: What is a seizure? A: A Roman emperor.
Q: What is a terminal illness? A: When you are sick at the airport.
Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature? A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.
Q: What does the word "benign" mean? A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
Q: What is a turbine? A: Something an Arab wears on his head.
Q: What is a Hindu? A: It lays eggs. :Hahaha: "Within the heart of every stray, lies the singular desire to be loved." | |
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Rhonda Prairie Survivor
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Savannah "Psalm 34"
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| Subject: Re: SAT Test Answers Sun Jan 06, 2008 2:00 pm | |
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ChristinaAL Little House Lady
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| Subject: Re: SAT Test Answers Sun Jan 06, 2008 6:02 pm | |
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Krissy Ingalls Friend for Life
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alexczarn Ingalls Friend for Life
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| Subject: Re: SAT Test Answers Sat Jan 21, 2012 5:06 pm | |
| Goodness me, what are they teaching school students? | |
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littlehousefan200 Ingalls Friend for Life
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| Subject: Re: SAT Test Answers Sun Jan 22, 2012 7:23 pm | |
| Those students are definitely not the sharpest knives in the drawer, that's for sure... | |
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Krissy Ingalls Friend for Life
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| Subject: Re: SAT Test Answers Sun Jan 22, 2012 7:28 pm | |
| nope.i guess in glass they on theire iphones “Tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it... Yet.” ― L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables | |
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littlehousefan200 Ingalls Friend for Life
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| Subject: Re: SAT Test Answers Sun Jan 22, 2012 10:25 pm | |
| - sweetkrissy2011 wrote:
- nope.i guess in glass they on theire iphones
I guess so. | |
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Krissy Ingalls Friend for Life
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