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Misti
Red Hummingbird
Number of posts : 4112
Location : Texas
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| | Subject: Installing a husband Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:27 pm | |
| Hey all! I wasn't sure how many people visit the jokes section, so I thought I'd put it here. Sound familiar??  Dear Tech support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate. First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother- In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) Also do not attempt to reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7. Good Luck, Tech Support      "I would fight for you - I'd lie for you - walk the wire for you - ya I'd die for you..." | |
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| | Subject: Re: Installing a husband Thu Jun 05, 2008 8:49 pm | |
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bethandmanly
Dean's Dedicated Diva
Number of posts : 7600
Location : In a book
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| | Subject: Re: Installing a husband Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:29 pm | |
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LIWnut
Proverbs 3:5-6
Number of posts : 2539
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| | Subject: Re: Installing a husband Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:09 am | |
| I'm behind the times. Where do I go to download Boyfriend 5.0? | |
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LIWnut
Proverbs 3:5-6
Number of posts : 2539
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| | Subject: Re: Installing a husband Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:11 am | |
| - LIWnut wrote:
- I'm behind the times. Where do I go to download Boyfriend 5.0?
Nevermind, my system is too old anyway. | |
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pamh36
Ingalls Friend for Life
Number of posts : 5900
Location : Michigan
| | Subject: Re: Installing a husband Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:48 am | |
| I wish I had seen this before I upgraded to Husband 1.0. | |
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Farmer Girl
Li'l Miss Milk Maid
Number of posts : 2578
Location : Right here!
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Rhonda
Prairie Survivor
Number of posts : 21216
Location : On my bike!!!
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| | Subject: Re: Installing a husband Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:39 am | |
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carolineingalls
Farm Land Owner
Number of posts : 1209
Location : Northern Ireland
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: Installing a husband Fri Jun 06, 2008 4:05 pm | |
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Farmer Girl
Li'l Miss Milk Maid
Number of posts : 2578
Location : Right here!
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| | Subject: Re: Installing a husband Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:32 pm | |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: Installing a husband Fri Jun 06, 2008 8:08 pm | |
| mybe the guy's don't wanna say anything cuz they don't wanna get in trouble ..lol |
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Misti
Red Hummingbird
Number of posts : 4112
Location : Texas
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| | Subject: Re: Installing a husband Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:17 am | |
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Prairie Wind
Farm Land Owner
Number of posts : 1369
Location : Virginia
| | Subject: Re: Installing a husband Sat Jun 07, 2008 5:30 am | |
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Rob
Nip it in the bud!
Number of posts : 62635
Location : Michigan
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| | Subject: Re: Installing a husband Sat Jun 07, 2008 11:04 am | |
| - Misti wrote:
- Chicken....brock..brock..brock...BROCK!!!
I didn't mind the brock brock brock, but that last BROCK was really uncalled for.  | |
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Coach Jon
Frontier Traveler
Number of posts : 465
Location : The Harriet Oleson Institute for the Advancement of Blind Children
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Farmer Girl
Li'l Miss Milk Maid
Number of posts : 2578
Location : Right here!
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| | Subject: Re: Installing a husband Sat Jun 07, 2008 8:07 pm | |
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ChristinaAL
Little House Lady
Number of posts : 2761
| | Subject: Re: Installing a husband Sun Jun 08, 2008 1:50 pm | |
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alexczarn
Ingalls Friend for Life
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Location : Victor Harbor, South Australia
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Honeybee
Ingalls Friend for Life
Number of posts : 3579
Location : Michigan
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| | Subject: Re: Installing a husband Sun Jul 03, 2011 3:21 am | |
| too funny. I hope, you don't mind me sharing this. | |
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Krissy
Ingalls Friend for Life
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Location : Ontario, Canada
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