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PostSubject: Husband Store.   Husband Store. EmptyWed Aug 20, 2008 8:56 pm

The Husband Store

A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman
may go to choose a husband from among many men. The
store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive
attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may
choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go
back down except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better
than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?"

So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's
further up?" And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good
looking. "Hmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking
and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very
tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up
another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking,
help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy
me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to
the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads:

Floor 6 - You a re visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no
men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at The Husband Store and
have a nice day.


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Teresa
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PostSubject: Re: Husband Store.   Husband Store. EmptyWed Aug 20, 2008 10:19 pm

That was funny, Ashley. Thanks for posting it.


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Savannah
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PostSubject: Re: Husband Store.   Husband Store. EmptyWed Aug 20, 2008 10:22 pm

:Hahaha: Ashley, that was funny!
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PostSubject: Re: Husband Store.   Husband Store. EmptyFri Aug 22, 2008 9:23 pm

that is very funny. i think that Liz told me about that one.


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PostSubject: Re: Husband Store.   Husband Store. EmptyMon Jul 04, 2011 12:18 am

that was funny. laugh3


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PostSubject: Re: Husband Store.   Husband Store. EmptyMon Jul 04, 2011 12:58 am

Oh man! laugh3 Looks like I'll have my work cut out oneday...


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PostSubject: Re: Husband Store.   Husband Store. EmptyFri Jan 20, 2012 9:25 pm

or a very understanding girl


“Tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it... Yet.” ― L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables
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PostSubject: Re: Husband Store.   Husband Store. EmptySat Jan 21, 2012 4:35 am

sweetkrissy2011 wrote:
or a very understanding girl

I hope so! LOL!


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PostSubject: Re: Husband Store.   Husband Store. EmptySun Jan 22, 2012 9:04 pm

LOL


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