ashkate11871 Frontier Traveler
Number of posts : 313 Location : Jeannette, Pa. Mood :
| Subject: Husband Store. Wed Aug 20, 2008 8:56 pm | |
| The Husband Store
A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?"
So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads:
Floor 6 - You a re visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at The Husband Store and have a nice day. Favour is deceitful, and beauty is vain: but a woman that feareth the LORD, she shall be praised. Proverbs 31:30 | |
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Teresa Ingalls Friend for Life
Number of posts : 5286 Location : Minnesota Mood :
| Subject: Re: Husband Store. Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:19 pm | |
| That was funny, Ashley. Thanks for posting it. | |
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Savannah "Psalm 34"
Number of posts : 54431 Mood :
| Subject: Re: Husband Store. Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:22 pm | |
| :Hahaha: Ashley, that was funny! | |
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emilyanneoftheprairie Sid's Girl
Number of posts : 3538 Location : near the Penguins and Steelers lovin' city!!! Mood :
| Subject: Re: Husband Store. Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:23 pm | |
| that is very funny. i think that Liz told me about that one. | |
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Honeybee Ingalls Friend for Life
Number of posts : 3579 Location : Michigan Mood :
| Subject: Re: Husband Store. Mon Jul 04, 2011 12:18 am | |
| that was funny. | |
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alexczarn Ingalls Friend for Life
Number of posts : 22999 Location : Victor Harbor, South Australia Mood :
| Subject: Re: Husband Store. Mon Jul 04, 2011 12:58 am | |
| Oh man! Looks like I'll have my work cut out oneday... | |
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Krissy Ingalls Friend for Life
Number of posts : 45733 Location : Ontario, Canada Mood :
| Subject: Re: Husband Store. Fri Jan 20, 2012 9:25 pm | |
| or a very understanding girl “Tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it... Yet.” ― L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables | |
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alexczarn Ingalls Friend for Life
Number of posts : 22999 Location : Victor Harbor, South Australia Mood :
| Subject: Re: Husband Store. Sat Jan 21, 2012 4:35 am | |
| - sweetkrissy2011 wrote:
- or a very understanding girl
I hope so! LOL! | |
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Krissy Ingalls Friend for Life
Number of posts : 45733 Location : Ontario, Canada Mood :
| Subject: Re: Husband Store. Sun Jan 22, 2012 9:04 pm | |
| LOL “Tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it... Yet.” ― L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables | |
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