Cat Rules

Subject: Cat Rules Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:54 am

Cat Rules

- An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.

- Anything not nailed down is a cat toy. Anything which can be pried up isn't sufficiently nailed down.

- At least dogs do what you tell them to do. Cats take a message and get back to you.

- Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.

- Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.

- Cat rule #2: Bite the hand that won't feed you fast enough.

- Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.

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:Hahaha: - Cat rule #2: Bite the hand that won't feed you fast enough.

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:Hahaha: I'm not letting Opie read these rules. Especially Cat Rule #2!

Subject: Re: Cat Rules Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:53 am

Cat Rule #2 is so funny. those rules sound like what my cat Shadow does. she is a nice cat but very hyper.

I want to be the best, so whatever comes with that, I’ll have to accept. ~Sidney Crosby
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Subject: Re: Cat Rules Fri Aug 08, 2008 2:01 am

My cat's rule is hurry up! as she's trying to trip me so it will take longer to get fed.

Spring is finally here, the lovely pink blooms on the "spray" tree outside my window are gone leaving a beautiful willow.

Subject: Re: Cat Rules Sat Jan 14, 2012 5:31 pm

“Tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it... Yet.” ― L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables

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