10 things you shouldn't do

Ten items you would not buy at a yard sale.

1. Food.
2. Someone else's underwear.
3. A toothbrush.
4. Pre-certified denture.
5. Make-up
6. Money

1. Food.
2. Someone else's underwear.
3. A toothbrush.
4. Pre-certified denture.
5. Make-up
6. Money
7. An opened bottle of pop.
8. Printers(trust me)

1. Food.
2. Someone else's underwear.
3. A toothbrush.
4. Pre-certified denture.
5. Make-up
6. Money
7. An opened bottle of pop.
8. Printers(trust me)
9.hair brush

1. Food.
2. Someone else's underwear.
3. A toothbrush.
4. Pre-certified denture.
5. Make-up
6. Money
7. An opened bottle of pop.
8. Printers
9. hair brush
10. A list of things to do for the day.

Name 10 Things That You Shouldn't Say at a Wedding

Name 10 Things That You Shouldn't Say at a Wedding.

1. I object.

Name 10 Things That You Shouldn't Say at a Wedding.

1. I object.
2. Hold the phone, padre... did you say in sickness and in health?

Name 10 Things That You Shouldn't Say at a Wedding.

1. I object.
2. Hold the phone, padre... did you say in sickness and in health?
3. Looks like this year's model is an improvement.
4. It will never work.

Name 10 Things That You Shouldn't Say at a Wedding.

1. I object.
2. Hold the phone, padre... did you say in sickness and in health?
3. Looks like this year's model is an improvement.
4. It will never work.
5. Weren't we already at his wedding??
6. Kiss the bride? Gee, I don't know... it might upset my mistress.

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Name 10 Things That You Shouldn't Say at a Wedding.

1. I object.
2. Hold the phone, padre... did you say in sickness and in health?
3. Looks like this year's model is an improvement.
4. It will never work.
5. Weren't we already at his wedding??
6. Kiss the bride? Gee, I don't know... it might upset my mistress.
7. He left me at the altar. Look out.

Name 10 Things That You Shouldn't Say at a Wedding

1. I object.
2. Hold the phone, padre... did you say in sickness and in health?
3. Looks like this year's model is an improvement.
4. It will never work.
5. Weren't we already at his wedding??
6. Kiss the bride? Gee, I don't know... it might upset my mistress.
7. He left me at the altar. Look out.
8. Heyyyyyyyyyyyy........When they were out for dinner last night, she had short black hair........How come she's blonde today?
9. I hope their baby will not come out looking as ugly as them.
10. I don't believe she white!

Name ten things not to say to a perspective buyer for your home:

Name ten things not to say to a perspective buyer for your home:

1. This house is haunted...that's why we're selling.
2. Here's the name of the plumber we've used the last several months.
3. The Roof leaks.

Name ten things not to say to a perspective buyer for your home:

1. This house is haunted...that's why we're selling.
2. Here's the name of the plumber we've used the last several months.
3. The Roof leaks.
4. No, that's just a squirrel that lost the fur from it's tail.

Name ten things not to say to a perspective buyer for your home:

1. This house is haunted...that's why we're selling.
2. Here's the name of the plumber we've used the last several months.
3. The Roof leaks.
4. No, that's just a squirrel that lost the fur from it's tail.
5. We have termites.

Name ten things not to say to a perspective buyer for your home:

1. This house is haunted...that's why we're selling.
2. Here's the name of the plumber we've used the last several months.
3. The Roof leaks.
4. No, that's just a squirrel that lost the fur from it's tail.
5. We have termites.
6. The dead body of a murdered man is buried underneath the foundation.