10 things you shouldn't do

Name ten things not to say to a perspective buyer for your home:

1. This house is haunted...that's why we're selling.
2. Here's the name of the plumber we've used the last several months.
3. The Roof leaks.
4. No, that's just a squirrel that lost the fur from it's tail.
5. We have termites.
6. The dead body of a murdered man is buried underneath the foundation.
7. The basement gets flooded every time it rains.
8. Here's the number for the exterminator we use. You may want to keep him on speed dial.
9. Tell them it's haunted.

Name ten things not to say to a perspective buyer for your home:

1. This house is haunted...that's why we're selling.
2. Here's the name of the plumber we've used the last several months.
3. The Roof leaks.
4. No, that's just a squirrel that lost the fur from it's tail.
5. We have termites.
6. The dead body of a murdered man is buried underneath the foundation.
7. The basement gets flooded every time it rains.
8. Here's the number for the exterminator we use. You may want to keep him on speed dial.
9. Tell them it's haunted.
10. There's a guy named Larry living in the attic.

Name the top ten signs that your husband or wife is losing interest in you on your honeymoon.

Name the top ten signs that your husband or wife is losing interest in you on your honeymoon.

1. I've got a headache.
2. Rushing to get from the conclusion of a Disney parade back to
the hotel to watch the end of a Philadelphia Flyers playoff game.
(Even though I was guilty of this, our marriage has lasted for more
than five years now).

Name the top ten signs that your husband or wife is losing interest in you on your honeymoon.

1. I've got a headache.
2. Rushing to get from the conclusion of a Disney parade back to
the hotel to watch the end of a Philadelphia Flyers playoff game.
(Even though I was guilty of this, our marriage has lasted for more
than five years now).
3. He favors his golf clubs with a long, lingering gaze as he carries them over the threshhold.

Name the top ten signs that your husband or wife is losing interest in you on your honeymoon.

1. I've got a headache.
2. Rushing to get from the conclusion of a Disney parade back to
the hotel to watch the end of a Philadelphia Flyers playoff game.
(Even though I was guilty of this, our marriage has lasted for more
than five years now).
3. He favors his golf clubs with a long, lingering gaze as he carries them over the threshhold.
4. Calling all of his buddies.
5. Going Out alone while your Wife or Husband is Still Sleeping

1. I've got a headache.
2. Rushing to get from the conclusion of a Disney parade back to
the hotel to watch the end of a Philadelphia Flyers playoff game.
(Even though I was guilty of this, our marriage has lasted for more
than five years now).
3. He favors his golf clubs with a long, lingering gaze as he carries them over the threshhold.
4. Calling all of his buddies.
5. Going Out alone while your Wife or Husband is Still Sleeping
6. Sleeping on the floor instead of the bed.
7. Challenging someone else of the opposite sex to a game of shuffleboard.________________

Name the top ten signs that your husband or wife is losing interest in you on your honeymoon.

1. I've got a headache.
2. Rushing to get from the conclusion of a Disney parade back to
the hotel to watch the end of a Philadelphia Flyers playoff game.
(Even though I was guilty of this, our marriage has lasted for more
than five years now).
3. He favors his golf clubs with a long, lingering gaze as he carries them over the threshhold.
4. Calling all of his buddies.
5. Going Out alone while your Wife or Husband is Still Sleeping
6. Sleeping on the floor instead of the bed.
7. Challenging someone else of the opposite sex to a game of shuffleboard.________________.
8. Your husband/wife asks "Can we go home now?"
9. Turn on the TV while your Spouse is Talking

Name 10 things you shouldn't do while inside the Empire State Building

1. do something to the elevator so it won't work
2. jump out the window
3. get stuck at the top

Name 10 things you shouldn't do while inside the Empire State Building

1. do something to the elevator so it won't work
2. jump out the window
3. get stuck at the top
4. Yell "fire!"

Name 10 things you shouldn't do while inside the Empire State Building

1. do something to the elevator so it won't work
2. jump out the window
3. get stuck at the top
4. yell fire!
5. drop something out of the window at the top

Name 10 things you shouldn't do while inside the Empire State Building

1. do something to the elevator so it won't work
2. jump out the window
3. get stuck at the top
4. yell fire!
5. drop something out of the window at the top
6. Wear high heels, in case the elevator stops working and you have to walk down.

Name 10 things you shouldn't do while inside the Empire State Building

1. do something to the elevator so it won't work
2. jump out the window
3. get stuck at the top
4. yell fire!
5. drop something out of the window at the top
6. Wear high heels, in case the elevator stops working and you have to walk down.
7. Say you have a bomb.

Name 10 things you shouldn't do while inside the Empire State Building

1. do something to the elevator so it won't work
2. jump out the window
3. get stuck at the top
4. yell fire!
5. drop something out of the window at the top
6. Wear high heels, in case the elevator stops working and you have to walk down.
7. Say you have a bomb.
8. Start singing very loudly as you hold out a cup to collect money.

name 10 things you shouldn't do while inside the Empire State Building

1. do something to the elevator so it won't work
2. jump out the window
3. get stuck at the top
4. yell fire
5. drop something out of the window at the top
6. wear heels
7. say you have a bomb
8. start singing loudly as you hold out a cup to collect money
9. forget your cell phone at the top

Ten things you shouldn't do when you set up your fish tank.

1.Buy fish that you know won't get along with each other
2.Putting a Trutle in there that eats the Fish

Ten things you shouldn't do when you set up your fish tank.

1.Buy fish that you know won't get along with each other
2.Putting a Trutle in there that eats the Fish
3. Swim in it. :]