last 2 words

Subject: Re: last 2 words Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:30 am

Committing murder is now considered a crime in several states, including Alaska and Hawaii.

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"And Hawaii, of course, is best known for giving the world Hawaiian Punch" proudly finished the educationally challenged young man.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:27 pm

Young man, you have a lot to learn.

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To learn how to play the guitar, I would need an incredible teacher with the patience of a saint.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Fri Aug 14, 2009 11:41 pm

A saint can do no wrong.

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"No wrong answers exist," explained the student to his professor.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Sun Aug 16, 2009 10:47 pm

His professor was so old and tired, that he bored them all to death. :sad5:

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Subject: Re: last 2 words Wed Aug 19, 2009 8:26 am

"To death!" cried the Grim Reaper, raising his glass in a toast.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Wed Aug 19, 2009 11:03 pm

A toast to the 2008 World Series champion Philadelphia Phillies!

Subject: Re: last 2 words Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:13 pm

Philadelphia Phillies are a major league baseball team.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Sat Aug 22, 2009 11:45 am

Baseball team had to forfeit the game because of lack of players on the team.

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The team is in first place.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Sun Aug 23, 2009 8:22 am

"First, place the hot dogs in the microwave," explained the TV chef who specialized in cooking for bachelors.

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:yeahthat: Applause

Subject: Re: last 2 words Mon Aug 24, 2009 3:41 pm

For bachelors, a new cookbook out entitled, "Cooking for Dummies."

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Subject: Re: last 2 words Mon Aug 24, 2009 11:28 pm

"For Dummies" books tend to make the reader feel belittled from the start.

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The start would be a rather unusual place to end the story.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Sat Aug 29, 2009 1:14 pm

The story had a long drawn out plot, that got really boring.

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Subject: Re: last 2 words Sun Aug 30, 2009 12:06 am

Really boring days are hard to get through.

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Get through with one bushel of tomatoes, and start another.....that was my schedule last week. batEyes

Subject: Re: last 2 words Mon Aug 31, 2009 10:25 am

Last week is over.

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"Is over?" asked the Swedish chef. "Is over" answered the waitress who was covered with bad Meatball Stroganoff.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:32 am

"Meatball Stroganoff," intoned the archbishop, "I crown thee the new tsar of all the Russias!"

Subject: Re: last 2 words Sun Sep 06, 2009 11:26 pm

The russias on to buy the hottest new car off the assembly line!

Spring is finally here, the lovely pink blooms on the "spray" tree outside my window are gone leaving a beautiful willow.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Mon Sep 07, 2009 7:50 pm

"Assembly! Line up according to height!" barked the drill instructor.