last 2 words

Subject: Re: last 2 words Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:24 pm

(Fife is busy on another case. batEyes

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"Angry, Cat?" asked the studio musician when '70s singer Stevens messed up Peace Train for the tenth time.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:29 am

(Thanks, Fife Wink

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Tenth time I typed it and I still spelled it the wrong way!

Spring is finally here, the lovely pink blooms on the "spray" tree outside my window are gone leaving a beautiful willow.

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"Wrong way! You're going the wrong way again!" said the passenger to the bus driver.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:21 pm

"Bus driver!" said the TV trivia expert, when asked what the occupation of The Honeymooners' Ralph Kramden was.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Thu Jul 23, 2009 8:30 pm

Kramden was married to Alice.

Spring is finally here, the lovely pink blooms on the "spray" tree outside my window are gone leaving a beautiful willow.

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"To Alice", Opie wrote as he began a PM. grinsmiley

Subject: Re: last 2 words Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:16 pm

A PM in Great Britain or Canada performs many of the same duties that the president does.

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""President" does not mean that you get to cut in line" the sixth-grader slowly explained to the new Class President.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:53 am

Class president or not, you still have to wait your turn.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Sat Jul 25, 2009 4:03 am

Your turn will come, just be patient.

Spring is finally here, the lovely pink blooms on the "spray" tree outside my window are gone leaving a beautiful willow.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Sat Jul 25, 2009 12:09 pm

"Be patient," said the doctor to the man in the hospital bed who was unsure of his own identity.

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"Be patient"....doctor.... :Hahaha:

"Own identity today!! Just twelve easy payments of $29.99 a month!"

Subject: Re: last 2 words Sat Jul 25, 2009 3:49 pm

A month goes by quickly these days.

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"These days aren't as fresh as the ones I bought last week!" the weary customer complained to the store manager.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:26 am

Store manager of the sporting goods department gave up casting for flies stating that "None of them were right for the commercial."

Spring is finally here, the lovely pink blooms on the "spray" tree outside my window are gone leaving a beautiful willow.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Fri Jul 31, 2009 11:04 pm

The commercial with the Geico cavemen really makes us think.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Sat Aug 01, 2009 12:43 am

Us think we need to take a class in grammar.

Spring is finally here, the lovely pink blooms on the "spray" tree outside my window are gone leaving a beautiful willow.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Sat Aug 01, 2009 12:15 pm

, Alice!

In grammar, I don't got nothing to say that won't be of no use to nobody.

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:faint2: If I tried to make sense of that, I'd get a headache! Laughing

To nobody in particular, the little girl started to sing The Song That Doesn't End, and inadvertently began a half hour of torture for the other passengers on the bus.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Sun Aug 02, 2009 3:56 am

Rob wrote:: , Alice!

In grammar, I don't got nothing to say that won't be of no use to nobody.

Ain't we gettin' gooder? Wink

Savannah wrote:: To nobody in particular, the little girl started to sing The Song That Doesn't End, and inadvertently began a half hour of torture for the other passengers on the bus.

The bus was in front of us the whole way down the road and no way to pass it!

Spring is finally here, the lovely pink blooms on the "spray" tree outside my window are gone leaving a beautiful willow.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Sun Aug 02, 2009 9:58 am

"Pass it!" I said to my fiancee, after she accidentally swallowed the expensive ring I'd hidden in her Jell-O.

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(Your fiancee? *sigh* We on the board are always the last to know. . . . . Oh...and naturally, I have to add: Frying pan

Eeeew, Rob!!)

Her Jell-O was notorious, in her circle of friends, for being as heavy as a brick, and about as tasty as a piece of suede leather.

(Not your fiance's Jell-O, of course, Rob. batEyes

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Subject: Re: last 2 words Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:01 pm

Suede leather needs to be professionally cleaned.

WHAT??? Rob is engaged? Who's the ~~victim~~ lucky girl? Huh?

"Within the heart of every stray, lies the singular desire to be loved."

Subject: Re: last 2 words Wed Aug 05, 2009 6:37 pm

Lily wrote:: Who's the ~~victim~~ lucky girl?

:pan2:

"Professionally cleaned," said the cop as he examined the empty pockets of the pickpocket victim.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Sun Aug 09, 2009 1:14 am

Pickpocket victim John Doe avenged the crime by committing murder.

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