last 2 words

Subject: Re: last 2 words Wed Dec 30, 2009 5:08 pm

The lake is not for skating when it does note freeze quite enough.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Wed Dec 30, 2009 9:08 pm

"Quite enough!" the teacher told the unruly student.

Spring is finally here, the lovely pink blooms on the "spray" tree outside my window are gone leaving a beautiful willow.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Wed Dec 30, 2009 11:05 pm

Unruly student Bartholomew Slater was eventually cut down to size.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Thu Dec 31, 2009 9:15 am

To size the dress properly, you must measure with a tape measure.

Spring is finally here, the lovely pink blooms on the "spray" tree outside my window are gone leaving a beautiful willow.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Thu Dec 31, 2009 10:32 am

"Tape Measure for Measure," said the Shakespearean actor to his assistant, "so I can watch it later and analyze my performance."

Subject: Re: last 2 words Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:50 pm

My performance was not as good as I had hoped.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Thu Dec 31, 2009 2:54 pm

Had hoped for sunshine today, instead we have light rain.

Spring is finally here, the lovely pink blooms on the "spray" tree outside my window are gone leaving a beautiful willow.

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"Light rain and partly cloudy" said the little boy, pointing to the map, as he played meteorologist in his bedroom.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:03 pm

His bedroom was very neat and orderly for a teenager.

Spring is finally here, the lovely pink blooms on the "spray" tree outside my window are gone leaving a beautiful willow.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Fri Jan 01, 2010 6:03 pm

"A teenager is to blame for this, I'll bet," said the cranky old man as he surveyed the tornado damage.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Sat Jan 02, 2010 9:41 am

"Tornado damage is caused by a tornado. Duh!" said a teenager to a cranky old man.

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"Old, man.....it's reeeeal old" said the hippy antique dealer.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Sun Jan 03, 2010 3:15 am

Antique dealer Smith tried to sell a classic watch to Jones.

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To Jones, it became obvious that his first name was a very common last name.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:21 am

"Last name, Zzyzynk," said the teacher as he finished taking roll call in his Polish classroom.

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Rob!

"Polish classroom 4's windows, then you can go home," said Mr. Clean.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Sat Jan 09, 2010 12:04 am

Ah! Took me a minute to get that one! last 2 words - Page 16 135245

Mr. Clean was the best friend of Mr. Monk. last 2 words - Page 16 129986

Subject: Re: last 2 words Sat Jan 09, 2010 12:55 am

Mr. Monk will apparently not be back next season.

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Next season of American Idol will be starting up soon.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Sat Jan 09, 2010 10:56 am

Up soon after the sun, the teenage boy shocked his parents.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Sun Jan 10, 2010 1:00 am

His parents were very protective.

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"Very protective," explained the salesman as he modeled the pocket protector with pride.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Sun Jan 10, 2010 3:14 pm

"With pride," said the lion, when the maitre'd asked if he'd be dining alone or with a group.

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A group of friends went to the dinner party together.

Subject: Re: last 2 words Sun Jan 10, 2010 10:07 pm

Party together is what a lot of people did on New Year's Eve.

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