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Rob asked for clemency, but the executioner threw the switch anyway.

"It looks worse than it is," said the optimistic doctor as he examined the decapitated patient.

Rob!

Decapitated, patient and rational Teddy finally lost his head.

His head ached from the hundreds of totally undeserved pannings she'd given him.

Rob wrote:

His head ached from the hundreds of totally undeserved pannings she'd given him.

Well we all know who that leaves out.


"Given, him not very funny....but him tries," said the brilliant baby with poor grammar.

"Poor Grammar isn't feeling well," explained Grampar.

"Explained, Grampar? Of course I explained....but the officer didn't believe me."

Rob's a round man ever since he went off his diet.

His diet didn't last as long as the stomach ache he got from eating twenty doughnuts.

(Lori, I've noticed a recurring theme of doughnuts and cinnamon rolls with you today. )

Twenty doughnuts for breakfast is what Homer Simpson calls good for starters.

The week will be half over tomorrow.

You understand Rhonda?!

Savannah.....I wonder what kind of accident he had......



Took place from the children where they always played, and now they have to play out in the street.

"The street, man. That's where I got my education, the street," said Elmo to Oscar the Grouch.

Rob!

The grouch refused to reply when Savannah asked a simple question.