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Carol
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PostSubject: Why did the chicken cross the road?    Why did the chicken cross the road?  EmptyFri Sep 03, 2010 3:24 pm

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?


Why did the chicken cross the road?  Chicken_crossing_road

Well... let's look at some answers... greenS

* Plato: For the greater good.

* Captain James T Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. Why did the chicken cross the road?  Spocksmiley

* Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2010, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, balance your checkbook and eat your neighbour.

* Charles Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.

* Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference. Why did the chicken cross the road?  Einstein3

* Hillary Clinton: That's what I'd like to know. Why DID the chicken cross the road?! But this administration is operating in secrecy, witholding important information from the American people, about how many chickens crossed the road and why they crossed it.

* Martin Luther King, Jr: I have a dream! I have a dream of a day, when ALL chickens can cross ALL roads without having their motives called into question!

* Ernest Hemingway: To die. Alone. In the rain. Why did the chicken cross the road?  Blue

* Official Chicken Representative: Because he wanted to. Do you not think that maybe chickens have rights too? If you crossed the road no one would question you.

* Hamlet: Why did the chicken cross the road?  Shakespearesmiley1
To cross, or not to cross, that is the question: -
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind, to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous side;
Or to take arms against a road of troubles,
And by crossing end them?

* Dr Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road. Why he crossed, I've not been told!

* Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road and, by gosh, that was good enough for us!

* Colonel Sanders: I missed one? Why did the chicken cross the road?  Xanimal_pippis1t


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Rob
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PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?    Why did the chicken cross the road?  EmptyFri Sep 03, 2010 4:29 pm

Carol, you are too funny.
What would Laura say? "What??? I hope it wasn't one of my good laying hens!!"


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PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?    Why did the chicken cross the road?  EmptyFri Sep 03, 2010 4:46 pm

Carol, you must be bored. I think he crossed the road to get away from Fife. OR he just knew Aunt Bea was frying up some chicken that day.


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PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?    Why did the chicken cross the road?  EmptyFri Sep 03, 2010 4:50 pm

Interesting. Very, very interesting. Laughing


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Carol
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PostSubject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?    Why did the chicken cross the road?  EmptyFri Sep 03, 2010 4:54 pm

I know! Let's try and think of what certain people would say when answering this question! Laughing

Yoda:
Greener pastures, the chicken wanted, thus... the road he has crossed.

Nellie Oleson: (Yelling in the kitchen)
Mother! You want meeee to make cinamon chicken?!
(The chicken hurriedly crosses the road to get away)

Laughing


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