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alexczarn
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PostSubject: How to kill your pastor!!   How to kill your pastor!! EmptySun Apr 24, 2011 1:25 am

A minister was asked to inform a man with a heart condition that he had just inherited a million dollars. Everyone was afraid the shock would cause a heart attack and the man woukd die.
The minister went to the man's house and said, "Joe, what would you do with a million dollars?"
Joe replied, "Well, Pastor, I'd give half of it to the church."
And the minister fell over dead.


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That one is funny!
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PostSubject: Re: How to kill your pastor!!   How to kill your pastor!! EmptySat Jan 28, 2012 11:29 am

Laughing


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