Ruth Ingalls Friend for Life
Number of posts : 2916 Location : Victor Harbor, South Australia Mood :
| Subject: A Hilarious Joke: Thu Jan 12, 2012 4:34 am | |
| Ha ha-This is something I found in the "World's Greatest Collection of Church Jokes" book...
Lord, my soul is ripped with riot incited by my wicked diet. "We are what we eat," said a wise old man! And, Lord, if that's true, I'm a garbage can !
I want to rise on Judgment Day, that's plain, But, at my present weight, I'll need a crane. So grant me strength, that I may not fall Into the clutches of cholesterol !
At margarine I'll never mutter For the road to hell is paved with butter. And cream is cursed, and cake is awful, And Satan lurks in every waffle !
Give me this day my daily slice, But cut it thin and toast it twice. I beg upon my dimpled knees, Deliver me from jujubes please !
And when my days of dieting are done, And my war with Snickers bars is won, Let me stand with the heavenly throng, In a shining robe...size seven, long !
I can do it, Lord, if You'll show to me, The virtues of lettuce and celery. Teach me the evil of mayonnaise... Of pasta a la Milanaise, potatoes a la Lyonnaise... And crisp-fried chicken from the south ... Lord, if you love me... shut my mouth !
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alexczarn Ingalls Friend for Life
Number of posts : 22999 Location : Victor Harbor, South Australia Mood :
| Subject: Re: A Hilarious Joke: Thu Jan 12, 2012 4:52 am | |
| I love this one! | |
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Krissy Ingalls Friend for Life
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